I Write Monsters @IWriteMonsters

I wrote a book where a vampire and a Bigfoot fall in love and fight crime, yet I'm still allowed to teach children in Florida. He/him. Crazy Florida Joined May 2015

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Kaiju News Outlet @KaijuNewsOutlet

a year ago

New concept artwork of Godzilla taking a nap in the Colosseum. #GodzillaXKong

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I Write Monsters @IWriteMonsters

2 years ago

The horror web comedy so good, I use it in my classroom.

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I Write Monsters @IWriteMonsters

2 years ago

I'm taking clothes left in my classroom to the school lost and found in a big bag. I feel like a serial killer hiding evidence.

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I Write Monsters @IWriteMonsters

2 years ago

RIP, Keith Giffen, one of my doorways into DC. My wife and I mention Martian meditation to this day.

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I Write Monsters @IWriteMonsters

2 years ago

You are the main character in the last film you watched. Who are you?

All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies

2 years ago

You are the main character in the last film you watched. Who are you? https://t.co/d2KkPfTsFv

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Skledimon (COMMS OPEN) @skledimon

2 years ago

something funny when shows reference mothra and godzilla is that usually the animators assume they know what godzilla is and draw that, but with mothra they have no fucking clue and they look up a ref, so you end up with a super accurate mothra and a godzilla that looks like this

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I Write Monsters @IWriteMonsters

2 years ago

TV: "Mr. Spock, you've been in a shuttle accident." Wife:"Now you're just a brain!" Me: "They did that in the original series." Wife:"WHAT." Me: "Yup. Got stolen by alien miniskirt girls."

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2 years ago

My daughter and I both jumped and swore playing this one. She covered her eyes at one point. This is a girl who's been rewatching Hellboy since she was five. thegamer.com/2-dollar-switc…

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I Write Monsters @IWriteMonsters

2 years ago

First day of Summer Camp: "You know Godzilla, Mr. Katzmann? We've seen all 3 of his movies!" Last Day: "Did King Seesar ever get his own movie?" "I built a Showa Mechagodzilla with tin foil!" "I just started that Gamera series you mentioned!" #kaiju

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2 years ago

"Commemorative coin for that dude I stabbed" is a whole mood. livescience.com/archaeology/ro…

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2 years ago

Sometimes it's fun to take a Sunday afternoon with the kids and assemble a Monster Cereal box castle you've had kicking around since 2015.

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WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme

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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire

2 years ago

Because "we will question the underpinnings of society, undermine and re-establish the world order, grapple with the fear of death and getting older, and maybe overthrow a regime or something IDK curfew's at seven" is the most core audience Barbie energy ever.