IanSharp__ @Ian1sharp

Let me put my tweets in you......https://t.co/GfByny8w9s ..................................................................... #followback #followforfollow #f4f instagram.com/iansharp___/ Canada Joined December 2015

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IanSharp__ @Ian1sharp

4 years ago

Nothing makes you question your intelligence more than trying to explain what a word means to your kid

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6 years ago

Silence is not golden if you walk into a room and everyone abruptly goes quiet.

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IanSharp__ @Ian1sharp

6 years ago

Y'all been warned

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Forward March @RunOldMan

6 years ago

All I’m saying is that if you buy a kid a new toy for his birthday, he should let you play with it too.

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IanSharp__ @Ian1sharp

6 years ago

Your dick isn't small she just has big hands

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IanSharp__ @Ian1sharp

6 years ago

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IanSharp__ @Ian1sharp

6 years ago

Love targeted advertising, sometimes it's too real though Her " I'm sorry it's... it's over" Phone ad " are you tired of being a complete piece of shit loser no one can love? "

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Ruby LeClaire @_RubyLeClaire

6 years ago

Can we all just admit that pants suck and agree to stop wearing them?

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6 years ago

If at first you don't succeed say fuckit and take a nap, you can try again when you get up.

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IanSharp__ @Ian1sharp

6 years ago

You don't have to be good at sex if you have other skills.

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Jennifer Slopez @JennSlowpez

6 years ago

Don’t make me make you hate me. I’m fully prepared to do so.

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IanSharp__ @Ian1sharp

6 years ago

When I go to subway I get cookies then immediately put them in my pocket, making them pocket cookies, always warm and soft, good for any situation. Wife mad because you went for food again? Bam, pocket cookie! Toddler upset? bam, pocket cookie! Pulled over? bam, pocket cookie!

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6 years ago

People who drive red sports cars get more tickets for speeding. People who drive a red Prius get more middle fingers for driving too slow.

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IanSharp__ @Ian1sharp

6 years ago

Are house is savage Wife: woah you should get sick more often, a few more weeks and you'll be looking really good. Me: if I lose any more weight I'll be a 9 and you'll be a 7 so... I mean..? We love each other.