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RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A HOPELESS CRUSH ON SOMEONE YOU CAN NEVER CALL YOURS 🙋
Spongebob: | ( • )( • ) | Patrick: / ( • )( • ) \ Squidward: ( (•)(•) ) Plankton: | (•) | Mr. Krabs: |•||•| RT if you can see them!
"Dude can I shower with you?" "Dude! That's gay as hell!!" "No-Homo" "Oh, come on in!"
I don't think it's a coincidence that morning and mourning sound the same.
I gotta dig bick. You that read wrong. That awkward when you read that wrong also. And said "moment" after awkward. This is awkward...
When I clean my room: 1% Cleaning 29% Complaining 70% Playing with stuff I just found
This sex, is sex, how sex, to sex, keep sex, a sex, dumbass sex, busy sex, for sex, 20 seconds sex! Now read this without saying sex.
Kanye West said he'll be the next Nelson Mandela? Man has a porn star as a wife and a compass as a daughter.
No one likes: - Mondays - Homework - Fake friends - School - Being ignored - An empty fridge - Being replaced - Slow Internet
Clapping the longest during the assembly because you're a fearless bastard.
I'm going to ◻ Paris ◻ London ◻ USA ☑ Kitchen, I'm hungry.
Ella Parr @metsocket
30 Followers 2K Following
Gloria Perez @TrivalROServer
10 Followers 667 Following Hi;) My login is Amelia17 on https://t.co/Unw18pvMao
tamer @ttaammaaeerr
19 Followers 4K Following
jamesboamah @JamesboamahGh
23 Followers 390 Following
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45 Followers 465 Following
PistolKnumber1 @pistolKnumber3
38 Followers 427 Following Instagram is kris______riker Xbox is PistolKnumber1
gms🌻 @georgia_ms3
562 Followers 2K Following
brittany felhaber @brittanyfelhab1
164 Followers 921 Following
Sefton Plummer @Seftonplumz
23 Followers 152 Following Death is certain Life is not those So cherish the life you have and Hope your death does it just.
RoseannaMacchi @RoseannaMacchi
323 Followers 1K Following
CatinaCarvalhal @CatinaCarvalhal
258 Followers 903 Following Your crush + fast replies = best feeling.
NorahCicala @NorahCicala
332 Followers 1K Following People always suddenly miss you more once they see how much happier you are without them.
AllynBessey @AllynBessey
407 Followers 1K Following
ElaneHynson @ElaneHynson
330 Followers 1K Following Missing someone is when you're doing something and you wish that they were right there with you.
LatashiaKrotzer @LatashiaKrotzer
408 Followers 1K Following Everyone deserves someone in their life that can leave them breathless just by walking into the room.
MargorieZurn @MargorieZurn
409 Followers 1K Following
PhylysCrufts @PhylysCrufts
196 Followers 783 Following I don't care if our conversations get a little boring and we run out of things to say, I'm just happy I'm talking to you.
AlfieHendrey @AlfieHendrey
126 Followers 738 Following Pain changes people, but it also makes them stronger.
NamLabbee @NamLabbee
432 Followers 1K Following I cant promise you a perfect relationship without arguments & differences. But I can promise you as long as you're trying, I'm staying.
Cocky Rich Kids @COCKYRICHKIDS
72 Followers 186 Following 17 years of age, richer and better than all of you
WendyCanes @WendyCanes
405 Followers 2K Following
SeritaWiltgen @SeritaWiltgen
402 Followers 1K Following Technically, I'm single. but my heart is taken by someone I can't call my own.
SheriseAlward @SheriseAlward
345 Followers 1K Following Just remember, I gave a fuck when no one else did.
GenevieveMarris @GenevieveMarris
183 Followers 679 Following She's jealous because she's afraid you'll find someone prettier, smarter, taller, skinnier, nicer, calmer, stronger, and better than her.
MelyndaFlynt @MelyndaFlynt
412 Followers 1K Following Falling in love is not a choice. To stay in love is.
GladysMabe @GladysMabe
372 Followers 1K Following I keep telling myself that these feelings will pass, but every time I hear your voice or see your face, I fall even harder for you.
LeontineCoro @LeontineCoro
390 Followers 1K Following
HallieBrabson @HallieBrabson
391 Followers 1K Following
LavernaEsworthy @LavernaEsworthy
346 Followers 1K Following Someone that can make me smile and laugh so easily, means everything.
Babini Ndleleni @BabiniNdleleni
14 Followers 61 Following
Morgan @242220Morgan
6 Followers 33 Following
Anika @2420gt2
8 Followers 29 Following
EtsukoLaubscher @EtsukoLaubscher
365 Followers 1K Following
NeliePetrishche @NeliePetrishche
191 Followers 852 Following Trust takes years to build but it only takes a few seconds to destroy.
MagnoliaBerube @MagnoliaBerube
372 Followers 1K Following
KristiBuffin @KristiBuffin
402 Followers 1K Following A woman's heart is a deep ocean of secrets. - Titanic
MariluGabbard @MariluGabbard
364 Followers 1K Following
Nickelodeon @Nickelodeon
3.6M Followers 3K Following Official Twitter for #Nickelodeon USA! Stream your favorite shows on @ParamountPlus
Duck Commander @Duck_Commander
662K Followers 117 Following Official Duck Commander® Twitter account. Reality TV series Duck Dynasty on A&E. #FaithFamilyDucks | Full list of sponsors: https://t.co/KeQQ1v3Hw7
Willie Robertson @williebosshog
1.9M Followers 154 Following Founder of Buck Commander, CEO of Duck Commander, "Mallard" on Masked Singer, and Avid Outdoorsman!
Jep Robertson @JepDuckman
927K Followers 63 Following Official Jep Robertson. Youngest brother. Happily married father of 5! Duck Family Treasure Show on Fox Nation coming soon!
Jase Robertson @JaseDuckman
1.7M Followers 149 Following God, Family, Ducks ... in that order. Check out the new episode of @BlazeTV's Unashamed with Phil & Jase Robertson podcast! ⬇️
Parks and Rec @EagletonSucks
449K Followers 5 Following Sharing the best from Parks and Recreation! We are in no way affiliated with Parks and Recreation or NBC.
John Cena @JohnCena
14.5M Followers 1.1M Following A forum of thoughts and perspectives designed to ignite conversations and actions leading to growth, and occasional self promotion. #NeverGiveUp #RiseAboveHate
Tyler Perry @tylerperry
6.5M Followers 131 Following The OFFICIAL Twitter page of Writer, Director, Producer, Actor - Tyler Perry
Paul George @Yg_Trece
2.4M Followers 608 Following Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon! #PACKGANG #TRECE
FC Bayern München @FCBayern
7.0M Followers 42 Following 🗺 #FCBayern accounts: @FCBayernEN 🇬🇧 | @FCBayernES 🇪🇸 | @FCBayernUS 🇺🇸 | @FCBayernBR 🇧🇷 | @FCBayernAr AR | Women: @FCBfrauen | Youth: @FCBayernCampus
Under Armour @UnderArmour
944K Followers 930 Following Under Armour makes you better. #ProtectThisHouse
Hugh M. Hefner @hughhefner
1.1M Followers 92 Following Continuing Hef’s legacy by defending civil rights & civil liberties in our democratic society. All tweets by the Hugh M. Hefner Foundation.
Henrik Lundqvist @HLundqvist
668K Followers 32 Following Hockey Hall Of Fame, class of 2023. Ambassador of Madison Square Garden. MSG Networks 📺 TNT @club30pod ✨NextChapter✨
Mark Teixeira @teixeiramark25
294K Followers 166 Following Official X Account for Mark Teixeira. Candidate for Congress in TX-21. I love Jesus, my family, my country, and the great state of Texas.
Eva Longoria Baston @EvaLongoria
6.3M Followers 867 Following @clubnecaxa @weareangelcity #casadelsoltequila #hyphenatemediagroup
Nicole Scherzinger @NicoleScherzy
4.7M Followers 328 Following When you are born in a world you don't fit in, it's because you were born to help create a new one.
Trivia Hive @TriviaHive
250K Followers 0 Following Pollinating your brain with interesting and amusing trivia & facts.
Ghetto Spelling @ghettospelling
24K Followers 208 Following Bringing you the best Ghetto slang strait from da hood! Submit Your Ghetto Slang here: [email protected] and I will tweet it for you!
Fitness Motivation @Gym_Petpeeves
1K Followers 11 Following Relating my gym life to yours. Nothing in life worth having comes easy.
うし @LAVDOTISH
16K Followers 12K Following
Bitcoin MADDNESS @BitcoinBiock
41K Followers 32 Following Blockchain technology and everything related to it! JOIN THE CRYPTO WORLD START TRADING #bitcoin #BTC #ETH #Ethereum #Coin #crypto #cryptocurrency #binance
EPICFAILS @EpicKidFails
123K Followers 167 Following
Roll Crank @RollCrankTweets
23K Followers 4K Following Unfiltered Takes & Tweets on News, Sports, & Viral Content
Instagram In Words @Wordstigram
104K Followers 0 Following Posting descriptions of pics from my personal Instagram feed | if you have a tweet idea feel free to DM it in |
Sony Pictures | Teens @SonyPicsTeens
2.3M Followers 2K Following The Official Twitter for Sony Pictures Teens.
Sony @Sony
6.6M Followers 2K Following The official X account for Sony. Discover stories, products, services that inspire and support creators worldwide.
Skype @Skype
4.6M Followers 937 Following The next generation of Skype from Microsoft gives you better ways to chat, call, and plan fun things to do with the people in your life every day.
Bill Gates @BillGates
66.4M Followers 572 Following Sharing things I'm learning through my foundation work and other interests.
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
108.8M Followers 53 Following 45th & 47th President of the United States of America🇺🇸
ADAM LAMBERT @adamlambert
2.2M Followers 1K Following My version of ‘Heaven On Their Minds’ from Jesus Christ Superstar is out now! Stream & pre-order the 7” vinyl in link below.Trends for United States
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