☡ @ImInteus

when i turned 18 i went to the nearest gas station to get my first pack of swishers & the cashier didn’t even ID me, & i was actually kinda sad #BLEEZY

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6 years ago

I just got sucked into an hour long video about a probiotic/digestive video on health... now all i want is 4 mcchickens n a lrg fry. #McStinkAddiction #GreaseKingdom

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NO. it’s not the most wonderful time of year. water literally freezes. everything is dead, including my motivation. i can’t walk normal. traffic is shit all. everything becomes about materials & capitalism. SUNNY & 70s is the wonderful time of year fym smh wtf

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6 years ago

anyone know where to get these stickers?

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8 years ago

anyone know where to get these stickers?

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6 years ago

facts. not a good time. i was trippin

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6 years ago

i choose life. i choose happiness. i choose laughter. i choose love. if ya w me, let’s vibe, if not bye :)

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6 years ago

i’m ticklish

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7 years ago

agreed. no respect, nas is a legend

Complex @Complex

7 years ago

agreed. no respect, nas is a legend

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Metro Boomin @MetroBoomin

7 years ago

Minnesota otw 🛩

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its ok g @gawwadco

7 years ago

This right here is borderline dystopian

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7 years ago

this woman just tickled my brain with a 6 inch Qtip... #FluSeason #NotCool

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7 years ago

we need heated toilet seats in this damn state

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7 years ago

i luv u, u luv me, we’re a high family

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7 years ago

tryin to cut carbs

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7 years ago

how high

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Dr. Jerkberg @internetdad22

7 years ago

Fall 2011. It’s Friday after school. Trog, Danny, and I meet up to play some frolf. Later on, we meet up with Zach, Drew, Bertsch, Glom, Chris (RIP Laws Stanley), Dean, Grant, etc and stay outta trouble. Take me back to those times before life got serious.