Jake🇺🇸 @ImLizardd

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Jake🇺🇸 @ImLizardd

8 hours ago

Seahawks, please trade Kenneth Walker

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JD Vance @JDVance

5 days ago

If the media you consumed told you that Donald Trump was on his death bed because he didn't do a press conference for 3 days, imagine what else they're lying to you about.

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ESPN Sources: Cowboys are trading three-time All-Pro LB Micah Packers to the Green Bay Packers. Parsons and the Packers already have reached agreement on a four-year, $188 million contract. @DavidMulugheta of @AthletesFirst had a hand in the trade and ultimately negotiating the…

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Cody Kohlman @Kohlman_Ent

2 weeks ago

Reminder: he wanted to come back to Pittsburgh, but the front office didn’t call him.

Thomas Carrieri @Thomas_Carrieri

2 weeks ago

Reminder: he wanted to come back to Pittsburgh, but the front office didn’t call him.

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Jack Poso 🇺🇸 @JackPosobiec

3 weeks ago

BREAKING: President Vladimir Putin reacts to B-2 Flyover

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unusual_whales @unusual_whales

4 weeks ago

"There are now more homebuyers over age 70 than under 35," per FORTUNE.

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Dan Bongino @FBIDDBongino

a month ago

During my tenure here as the Deputy Director of the FBI, I have repeatedly relayed to you that things are happening that might not be immediately visible, but they are happening. The Director and I are committed to stamping out public corruption and the political weaponization…

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Mark Mitchell, Rasmussen Reports @honestpollster

2 months ago

I'm not going to stop saying it. Republicans should be passing popular, one-page bills every week until Nov. '26. Make the Dems vote no, over and over again, on things like voter ID. Give the people what they want and stop with 3,000 page pork orgies.

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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing

2 months ago

Shane Gillis: "Donald Trump wants to stage a UFC fight on the White House lawn. The last time he staged a fight in D.C., Mike Pence almost died... Actually, there was supposed to be an Epstein joke here, but I guess it got deleted..." #ESPYs

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Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369

2 months ago

We had 24 hour Walmart, $1 McChickens, $5 foot longs, $20 full tanks. 99 cents stores... Man we had it all. What happened?

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Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd

2 months ago

The 180 here is a head scratcher 🤔

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Enron @Enron

2 months ago

Please help us clear our name @PamBondi

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Jake🇺🇸 @ImLizardd

2 months ago

Plz

unusual_whales @unusual_whales

2 months ago

Plz

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Alb @amandalouise416

2 months ago

As tech layoffs surge, H-1B demand hasn’t slowed down. Microsoft just cut thousands of American workers...yet they’ve already requested 14,181 more H-1B workers this year, and it’s only Q2. If AI is the reason Americans are being let go, why are companies still asking for…

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Barry Cunningham @barrycunningham

2 months ago

With the 1st pick in the 2025 Alligator Alcatraz draft...

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J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling

2 months ago

When you tell a woman she must pretend a man is a woman, you’re asserting the right to control her speech and perception of reality, while also trivialising and devaluing her female-specific experience. You’re asking her to agree that ‘woman’ is a concept men can embody at will.

Benjamin Ryan @benryanwriter

2 months ago

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CSPAN @cspan

3 months ago

President Trump on Israel and Iran: "We basically have two countries that have been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing."