Barry Slanders @ImperviousFlow

Call me what you want, but don't call me for nothing. Educated. Opinionated. Houston, TX Joined March 2009

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Barry Slanders @ImperviousFlow

3 years ago

The one that gets the servers to work properly. 👌🏽👀

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3 years ago

The one that gets the servers to work properly. 👌🏽👀

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Cassidys Wanderings @mydaddyscross

4 years ago

Ex-President of Ukraine Poroshenko takes up arms. #Ukraine #UkraineUnderAttack #RussiaUkraineWar

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Barry Slanders @ImperviousFlow

5 years ago

✨ Participate in the April #Webull wheel event to win awesome prizes! 😍 4000 shares of TSLA stocks are waiting to be claimed. 💙 act.webull.com/actv2/ubm/6wJz…

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Barry Slanders @ImperviousFlow

5 years ago

Y'all all have different names/handles now. I recognize maybe 5 ppl on my timeline, gotta purge and try again.....

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Barry Slanders @ImperviousFlow

5 years ago

Thought about starting a new account because I left this one for too long. Unfollowing everybody and rebuilding my timeline sounds easier....

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Barry Slanders @ImperviousFlow

5 years ago

Cornish hen, brown rice, squash w/onions....or tacos.

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Barry Slanders @ImperviousFlow

5 years ago

Anything to stop your vote ❤🤍💙

Ari Berman @AriBerman

5 years ago

Anything to stop your vote ❤🤍💙

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Barry Slanders @ImperviousFlow

5 years ago

Well played

Wayne Lawson, PhD @WayneALawson

5 years ago

Well played

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Barry Slanders @ImperviousFlow

5 years ago

What did God get Satan for Christmas?? -@Xfinity by @comcast

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Barry Slanders @ImperviousFlow

5 years ago

The next time @Xfinity or @comcastcares sends me anything requesting payment, I'm gonna remind them that my services only cost $2.02 per day, which is what they just valued it at in writing. Remember that for future arguments you'll inevitably have with Comcast, when not if.

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Barry Slanders @ImperviousFlow

5 years ago

I only have mobile web so while I cant work, hopefully I can talk just one person out of dealing with Comcast or @Xfinity, however they happen to be branded in your area.

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Barry Slanders @ImperviousFlow

5 years ago

Which means a call to @comcastcares at 2:44 which won't get a response (cuz, @Xfinity) so I'll inevitably have to keep trying until after 3 and then have a useless conversation because it'll be too late. Which means ANOTHER call to @comcastcares tomorrow, when they don't show up.

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Barry Slanders @ImperviousFlow

5 years ago

If you have serious issues and even more time to waste (I dont), try @comcastcares because @Xfinity absolutely doesn't. David says he could probably get a truck out here today if the unhelpful outage ticket didn't exist. But, as he cant request one until after 2:43...probably not

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Barry Slanders @ImperviousFlow

5 years ago

If you have any other option than @Xfinity, please take it. Post haste. This is the absolute worst company that I've ever done business with and their consistently atrocious when it comes to service and response. The only thing they do promptly is silently raise your monthly bill

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Barry Slanders @ImperviousFlow

5 years ago

Biggest kicker?? @Xfinity still has no way to know when my services will be back up. David told me to call back at 2:43 when the service ticket goes away because if it wasn't fixed the other times I called, it probably won't be fixed this time but he can't schedule a truck yet 😭

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Barry Slanders @ImperviousFlow

5 years ago

So, I asked for a manager or supervisor, for a fifth time-- and @Xfinity finally delivered! I got through to David, who was so sorry for the work (4 days, 2 meetings), money ( close to $700 between my lady and I) and school my kids missed that he offered SIXTEEN whole dollars!!!

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Barry Slanders @ImperviousFlow

5 years ago

A nice enough woman from Houston who was clearly trained only to say coronavirus, as it was her response for everything. You would think covid personally cut my lines 8 out of the past 10 days and is the sole reason for all @Xfinity issues. She really couldn't say much else....

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Barry Slanders @ImperviousFlow

5 years ago

Spent 10 minutes texting "manager" and "speak to a human", no luck. Hit request a call a few times, got called back and hung up on thrice, but the fourth time @Xfinity called me back, I got through to a person!!