jess | dedicated to unpurified @IncorrectClary

despite my username, they definitely said these at one point || incorrect quotes || Dedicated to Kat || Sabby was here leave.dom.alone.ffs.com The Melbourne Institute Joined October 2018

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jess | dedicated to unpurified @IncorrectClary

5 years ago

almost 3 years later i sit in a hotel with selina and sabrina rewatching shadowhunters <3 full circle

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jess | dedicated to unpurified @IncorrectClary

6 years ago

so anyways go follow @widxwswanda

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jess | dedicated to unpurified @IncorrectClary

6 years ago

*in court* Jace: *whispers to lawyer* lawyer: that has nothing to do with the case Jace: just ask lawyer: *sighs and looks at judge* do you think he’s cute be honest

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jess | dedicated to unpurified @IncorrectClary

6 years ago

Clary: I’m under stress, I’m under pressure Clary: the only thing I’m not under is Jace which is a shame

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jess | dedicated to unpurified @IncorrectClary

6 years ago

Happy birthday @arosende ❤️

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6 years ago

Clary: did you stab that guy?! Jace: no. should I have? i can go back.

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jess | dedicated to unpurified @IncorrectClary

6 years ago

Jace: we're out of cereal water Clary: we're out of what now? Jace: cereal water :/ Clary: milk. oh my god she’s talking about milk

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jess | dedicated to unpurified @IncorrectClary

6 years ago

Izzy: Go over there and flirt with her. Just say a cheesy pick up line you’re good at this stuff Jace: fine, but this is different Jace: I like my partners like I like my intrusive thoughts Clary: ??? Jace: fucking me over in the middle of the night. Clary: oh god

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jess | dedicated to unpurified @IncorrectClary

6 years ago

Simon: admit it, you like me Izzy: i would literally sell you for a burnt crepe Simon: you literally came to my room last night, fixed my blanket and kissed my forehead Izzy: y- you weren't sleeping?!

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jess | dedicated to unpurified @IncorrectClary

6 years ago

Jace: i sometimes drink milk straight out of the container Simon: tHE COW??? Jace:

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jess | dedicated to unpurified @IncorrectClary

6 years ago

*while hiding from the bad guys* Clary: nobody say a word. Jace: ........... fergalicious Clary: I said not a word! Jace: Oh so two weeks ago while playing scrabble it was not a word but suddenly it is because it’s convenient for you

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jess | dedicated to unpurified @IncorrectClary

6 years ago

Clary: i’m not mad, i just want to know why you two have fake ID’s Simon: *muttering* Clary: what? Simon: you have to be 18 to buy fish at the pet store

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jess | dedicated to unpurified @IncorrectClary

6 years ago

Clary: Tall people, if we are walking together please take into consideration my small legs. I can’t keep up with you. Please think of my small legs. Jace: Just get a pair of roller skates and hold onto my sleeve, we don’t have all day.

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jess | dedicated to unpurified @IncorrectClary

6 years ago

Clary: i want to cuddle with you 23/7. Jace: why not 24/7? Clary: snack breaks.

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6 years ago

*cooking together* Clary: shake it, Jace Jace: *shimmies* Clary: i meant the container but I appreciate the effort

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6 years ago

Jace: i can't stand people always talking about their crush, its super annoying they should keep it more low-key also Jace: EVERYBODY STOP WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU’RE DOING LOOK AT CLARY SHE IS SO FUCKING PERFECT I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT HER HOW CAN SOMEONE BE THIS CUTE