Incorrect Haikaveh Quotes @IncorrectHkvh
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Kaveh, walking in their bedroom with a tray of breakfast: Good morning, sunshine. Haitham, sleepily: Kaveh? It’s eight a.m. It’s like the middle of the night. #haikaveh
This dynamic? 😂 haikaveh in SherlockHolmes!AU
Tighnari🍄 - librarian Alhaitham🌱 - vampire Kaveh🏛️ - victim 🍄 walks in when 🌱 is feeding. 🍄: [GASP] ARCHONS! 🌱: [looks up from his victim] 🍄: Could you not... [points at a "no food in the library" sign] 🌱: Oh, sorry 🍄: Pls heed the sign 🌱: Ok excuse me [drags 🏛️ out]
Tighnari: Yesterday you moved in with him, now you're solving crimes together? Are we to expect a happy announcement by the end of the week? #haikaveh
Tighnari: Yesterday you moved in with him, now you're solving crimes together? Are we to expect a happy announcement by the end of the week? #haikaveh
Kaveh: How did none of you hear what I just said? Cyno: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Tighnari: I got distracted about halfway through. Haitham: Ignoring you was a conscious decision. #haikaveh
rip kaveh #genshinimpact #kaveh #alhaitham #haiKaveh
Traveler: What do you think Kaveh will do for a distraction? Haitham: He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do. *Building explodes and several car alarms go off* Haitham: ... or he could do that. #haikaveh
Cyno: What time is it? Kaveh: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out. Kaveh: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune* Haitham: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING? Kaveh, smugly: It’s 2 am. #haikaveh
Eremites, negotiating with Haitham: We have Kaveh. Give us ten thousand mora and he will be returned to you unharmed. Kaveh: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand mora? Haitham: Kaveh: MAKE IT ONE MILLION– Haitham: KAVEH STOP #haikaveh
Haitham: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me. Kaveh: Okay, but in my defense, Cyno bet me 50 mora I couldn’t drink all that shampoo. Haitham: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?! #haikaveh
TWITTER KEEPS DELETING MY DRAFTS IM GOING INSANE WTF
Kaveh: So that’s my project. Haitham: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean. Kaveh: No, go ahead, I want to hear it. Haitham: It fucking sucks. Kaveh: That’s not constructive criticism. #haikaveh
Haitham: I’m going to take you out. Kaveh: Great, it’s a date! Haitham: I meant that as a threat. Kaveh: See you at five! #haikaveh
Kaveh: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail. Haitham: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the General Mahamatra. #haikaveh
/nsfw ish i tried to resist but this was way too haikaveh coded
Haitham: Kaveh and I are childhood friends. Tighnari: I'm curious. What was Kaveh like when he was little? Haitham: I think you mean young. He's always been little. #haikaveh
A slip up #haikaveh
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