★ 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐒𝐰𝐛𝐠 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 ★ @IncorrectSwbg

okay, i'll stop lmao-

((yeah-)) *The gang when they drop food on the floor* Connor: Aw man. *Throws it away* Mallow: Five second rule! Avery: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor* Cosmo: *Sobs on the floor* [ #swbg #swbgocs ]

(LOL) Connor: We call that a traumatic experience. Connor, turning to Mallow: Not a "bruh moment". Connor, turning to Cosmo: Not "sadge". Connor, turning to Avery: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO". [ #swbgocs ]

this is way too much fun lol

Mallow: My hands are cold. Orange: Here, let me hold them. Mallow: My lips are cold too. Orange: *covers Mallow's mouth with his hand* ((he would do tha-)) [ #swbg #ocxcanon ]

Mallow: Are you okay? Announcer, crying: Yeah, it was just the onions. Mallow: *Picks up an onion* What the fuck did you say to Announcer? (( this would happen honestly-)) [ #swbg #oc #shovelwaresbraingame #swbgoc ]

Banana: Breaking News, Announcer has disappointed us. (( LMAO- )) [ #swbg ]

Mallow: You have Crayons? Announcer: Yes, I have— Mallow: You're— how old are you? Announcer: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS. [ #swbg

(Sent by my friend) Announcer, staring at Avery in a cage: ...Why are they in a cage? Connor: Because they growled at me. [ #swbg #oc ]

Announcer: If you water water, it grows. Boardy: ...What. Banana: He's got a point. [ #swbg }

Connor, texting: Answer your phone Avery, texting back: Wait a minute, I can’t find my phone Connor: Understood Connor, 5 minutes later: You’re a terrible person. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing me, Avery. [ #swbg #swbgoc #ocs ]

Orange : Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? Mallow: Peonies, why? Orange : Mallow: Were you going to get me flowers? Orange : Mallow: Orange : ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ [ #swbg #swbgoc #ocxcanon ]

Announcer: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Boardy! Boardy: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight. [ #swbg #boardnouncer ]

Announcer: I just heard Boardy call the dog a “f*cking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there. (( Lol 😭)) [ #swbg ]

Boardy: Hey, about that love letter you sent me- Announcer: *blushes* What are your thoughts? Boardy: The fourth sentence- Announcer: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I- Boardy: It’s “you’re” not “your”. [ #swbg #boardnouncer ]

Announcer: Mallow , can I ask you a question? Mallow : You just did. Announcer: Okay, can I ask you two questions? Mallow : You just did. Announcer, frustrated: OKAY, CAN I ASK YOU FOUR QUESTIONS?! Mallow : You just did. Announcer: When?! Mallow : Just now. [ #swbgoc ]

(( My friend sent me this one-)) Announcer: I got us matching friendship bracelets, and you say I don't care about our relationship. Mallow : These are handcuffs. Announcer: Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime! [ #swbg #swbgoc ]

Announcer: Here you go, Mallow , a nice hot cup of coffee! Mallow : It's cold. Announcer: A nice cup of coffee. Mallow : It's horrible! Announcer: Cup of coffee. Mallow : I'm not sure if this even IS coffee. Announcer: C U P. [ #swbgoc #swbg ]

Announcer: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!! Mallow : Announcer- Mallow : It- it was just an ant- [ #swbgoc #swbg ]

Pear: Did it hurt when you fell- Banana: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- Pear: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. Banana: ... Pear: You just laid there for 15 minutes. [ #swbg #pearnana ]