Commandant SCHEX @InfSchExcel
Grab the upper hand or something. For those who are too far gone to sign off, but not good enough to go far. Ex PS. @InfantrySchoolOfExcellence on Instagram. Catterick Garrison, England Joined November 2022-
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So, basically, if you’re wondering if you’re in the wrong rank for your peers, wait until dance music comes on, and if you go “hell yeah, what a choon”, but it’s some tiktok remix, you need to go do seniors.
If you ever find yourself licked about politics, you basically aren’t doing enough PT. If you think you’re doing enough PT, do harder PT. If you have enough energy to be snapped, you can fucking run faster. (This post is sponsored by the unit corps bloke/schitzophrenia)
SHIPBUILDIN, YE KNOOOOOOOW WELDIN FUCKIN SHIPS THE GETHER, AND SENDING ‘EM OUT TAE FUCKIN SEA
SHIPBUILDIN, YE KNOOOOOOOW WELDIN FUCKIN SHIPS THE GETHER, AND SENDING ‘EM OUT TAE FUCKIN SEA https://t.co/Jllun0r3v2
“B-But Britain is finished-“ Nah man, stuff your doomerism.
“B-But Britain is finished-“ Nah man, stuff your doomerism. https://t.co/4OSxuI3ULQ
They changed all the drills boys. Forward assist and convoluted ill fitted magazine drills are out High ready, tap rack bang, and post firing checks are in. A blessing from the lord! No more will I be pulled up for “that’s a fad Cpl Arc, stop pretending to be SAS.”
A serious Armed Forces recruitment opportunity is promoting that service is now shamefully almost the only realistic route to home ownership in your 20’s. 🧵
A serious Armed Forces recruitment opportunity is promoting that service is now shamefully almost the only realistic route to home ownership in your 20’s. 🧵
From the most consistent and reliable source of Defence Intelligence since the invasion began:
“Upgrade the SA80 (L85A3)” is a statement that seems to make sense on the face of it. It appeals to British exceptionalism, service sentimentality, assumes value, assumes low cost, & pragmatism. The reality, however isn’t as simple as all that. 1/
“Upgrade the SA80 (L85A3)” is a statement that seems to make sense on the face of it. It appeals to British exceptionalism, service sentimentality, assumes value, assumes low cost, & pragmatism. The reality, however isn’t as simple as all that. 1/ https://t.co/lzSNgkg85o
*secret voice* “you have not come off the board and you are posted to your negative choice”
*secret voice* “you have not come off the board and you are posted to your negative choice”
>me rocking up to the company office (I am forty five minutes late)
>me rocking up to the company office (I am forty five minutes late)
Who gives a shit. Gen up, who fuckin gives a shit. There is a land war in Europe.
Who gives a shit. Gen up, who fuckin gives a shit. There is a land war in Europe.
Fuck it, anyone know if any jobs are going on the grayburn team? (If they choose something ally, I will fully agree to face reveal if they let me introduce it my way to DSEI)
>Sig Mahoosive IW/LMG: no one likes it, at least no one who has to carry it. >Sig P320: unsafe af, literally killed a guy the other week >now they have this fucking thing This is why I get so arsey about end user mattering.
Thought for the day. With all the fantasy fleets cutting about, just spare a thought for the people who’ll be implementing it:
Me? Brain damaged? That’s unpossible!
Me? Brain damaged? That’s unpossible! https://t.co/srhAjkI97G
*tearing up* “Hey siri. Play free bird.”
Kevin Bridges puts his phone down because half an hour on this app depresses the utter fuck out of anyone who’s not a bot or a bam.
Kevin Bridges puts his phone down because half an hour on this app depresses the utter fuck out of anyone who’s not a bot or a bam.
Had enough, fucking hate this level, dousing the place in CS gas.
The Eugene Stoner Cycle
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