Zel Hamster @InfinitySquared
I'm cute and fluffy, dammit. soundclick.com/bands/page_mus… Waukegan, IL Joined April 2007-
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Her: "Yeah, YOU guys try squeezing a baby through your sphincter sometime." Me: "Okay, but I'm going to need a blender, a funnel, and about fifteen minutes of quiet time alone to myself." Her: "NOOOOOO."
Hey, when St Christopher has a dog's head (in certain versions of the story), you're not that out of line to think that.
Hey, when St Christopher has a dog's head (in certain versions of the story), you're not that out of line to think that.
Will this poll end up shaped like a wiener?
Hell yes. I want to see a hundred passionate amateurs rather than one jaded professional.
Oi @HamHamHammu. Looks like someone wrote a song about you! furaffinity.net/view/28417180/
Blink twice, then nod, and take a sip of water, Melania. That will be the signal for us to rush you to your escape.
Blink twice, then nod, and take a sip of water, Melania. That will be the signal for us to rush you to your escape.
I... Um.... Squee?
That moment when you get Internet Famous.
That moment when you get Internet Famous.
I JUST got a call from Catholic Charities, and they may have a place for us within a couple weeks! Downtown Waukegan, an area I love..... And the Genesee Theatre has a JOB FAIR on the twenty-fifth! SHIT YES!
Wait, the head of the British navy is the Sea Lord? Holy shit, what happens when they get a Space Force?
Movies to watch with my lady, that will explain a lot about me but leave me an emotional wreck: * Good Will Hunting * Renaissance Man * The Fisher King * A Beautiful Mind There is a common thread here.
Okay, I GUESS I can use Twitter now that most of my old messenger services are gone. Losing AIM stung a LOT, and I'm sure I lost many friends I'll never see again. And yet... And yet... I got drawn in with my RP wrestling buddies making accounts for their characters. Yay!
"Sorry, no speek Engrish...." "DAMN!" "That one I know."
"Sorry, no speek Engrish...." "DAMN!" "That one I know."
Consider a thought? Posterior feathered end Of domestic fowl.
It seems that my default mode is either light classical, videogame 'explore,' or videogame 'merchant.' #subconsciousjukebox
I always have an inner soundtrack. Now I'm learning to listen to it like RPG music. #subconsciousjukebox
My hugs are third only to my cooking and my lovemaking. And you're quite welcome to my cooking.
Toato @Toato157822
15 Followers 2K Following
Edward Hamstar @HamHamHammu
5K Followers 2K Following Medosai/Edward/Molly/Enby/Levhart🐹34🐹They/them🐹Animal Welfare & Behaviour BSc🐹Veggie🐹Artist🐹Juggalo/Clikkie🐹CFz Head of Art Show🐹pfp by @mylafox
ArtySkunk 🦨 @ArtySkox
806 Followers 868 Following Fursuiting skunk/golden retriever. Furry con runner. Industrial Engineer & Logistics Optimization guy. The elder millennial.
Karubi @KarubiLutra
93 Followers 200 Following
Woody 🌻 @WoodyMutt
5K Followers 5K Following It's O.K. to not be O.K.. Take a step back, regroup, and put your own mask on first before jumping back in and helping those around you. We'll still be here.
Internet @thenetcicada
2 Followers 8 Following
Midwest FurFest @FurFest
68K Followers 15K Following Midwest FurFest 2025 is scheduled for December 4 – December 7! #FurFest
Wyldekyttin @Wyldekyttin
642 Followers 845 Following I will never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you, I love you. With all my heart, I love you.
Go poke-a-man @bruinontherun
277 Followers 345 Following The life and crimes of Julio the Dancing Ninny
Ianfernal🌻Nasus @IanKeith
547 Followers 1K Following Technically a professional Tetris player and commentator. Also a furry and streamer. He/they pronouns. Visit me at https://t.co/O760ith8ku . ♥
BrittanyCantu @Cantu_28
45 Followers 540 Following
CheryleRodriguez @Rodriguez_661
43 Followers 478 Following
Raja Sharma @rajasir
323 Followers 2K Following
Kryss Brotman @Kryssaira
7 Followers 10 Following
Paul Haynie @UncleHyena
29 Followers 40 Following Ethicist. Student of the heroic. Talented but unreliable writer. Reluctant pagan. Game freak. Math head. History buff. Science fiction/fantasy fan. Sailor.
Lei (I will bite) @ladylei
930 Followers 181 Following 41, mother of 2, married, & disabled. Epilepsy, Fibromyalgia, Chronic Migraines, ADHD Genderqueer 🏳️⚧️, Bi 🏳️🌈, & American 🇺🇸 Independent swing voter
Patrick Kellogg @Mudcub
1K Followers 2K Following 55 year old married gay man living in New York City
Ash Cairo @AshMCairo
448 Followers 7K Following 'I kick ass for The Lord!' Pokémon Go Trainer Code: 4468 4590 3716 Pokémon Sleep Researcher ID: 1131-2255-7264
Sachiho @JoLee4me
3 Followers 6 Following
Benji @Benji_Boop
37 Followers 964 Following I can't draw, sing nor play guitar, and I'm a full-time terrible person :^)
WWE @WWE
14.6M Followers 384 Following | Raw: Mondays at 8ET/5PT on Netflix | NXT: Tuesdays at 8ET/7CT on The CW | SmackDown: Fridays at 8ET/7CT on USA Network
LA Knight @RealLAKnight
241K Followers 559 Following WWE #Smackdown | United States Champion | For business inquiries: [email protected]
The Oatmeal @Oatmeal
545K Followers 631 Following Cartoonist and Creator of the Exploding Kittens Netflix series
Ally Bruener @brueapilsner
2K Followers 1K Following Former stand-up comic ~ Antique joke book hoarder ~ Writer-ish ~ Asymmetrical AF ~ Bad @ high5’s & gravity ~ Raddest gimp on this side of the ‘sippi ~ she/her
MARC in a (Less) Cold... @marccold
5K Followers 1K Following Cataloging librarian with a mysterious past, an uncertain future, and a mansion full of brooding aristocrats and temperamental ghosts. She/her.
Isopod Propaganda @bedupolker
39K Followers 1K Following Wilderness EMT/mountain man/bug maniac. I climb rocks and range parks. Illustrated for PBS Eons, NPS, & others. Views are my own. I post more often on tumblr.
Aleister Black @Aleister_Blxck
270K Followers 644 Following
Chanur @Chanur2000
72 Followers 324 Following
Rachel Dali Hug @Daliwolf
56 Followers 257 Following https://t.co/7Z9h23RfzU https://t.co/fNkQ3rvW0E
MATT HARDY @MATTHARDYBRAND
1.5M Followers 2K Following On @ThisIsTNA! Meet #HouseHardy - @RebyHardy, Maxel, Wolfie, Bartie, Ever. @MattHardyPod on Fridays! My Cameo- https://t.co/EOLrYLZI10
Laws & Sausages @LawsSausages
773 Followers 2 Following
‘The Bruiserweight�... @PeteDunneYxB
261K Followers 601 Following Former WWEUK & NXT Tag Team Champion. Birmingham, UK. Instagram: @PeteDunneYxB Enquiries; [email protected] Training: @fsacademyfl
Fox Amoore 🏴�... @FoxAmoore
28K Followers 955 Following Scottish recording artist, composer and session piano player. I barely use this platform. Follow me on the other things: https://t.co/a9ia1K3tM9
Rama @ramalion
2K Followers 892 Following Former FurFest con chair, diver, computer programmer, small value of lion. @[email protected]
/r/SquaredCircle @WredditOfficial
5K Followers 790 Following The OFFICIAL Twitter of /r/SquaredCircle - the Internet's Premier Wrestling Community since June 28, 2011. Maintained by the subreddit moderators.
Shinsuke Nakamura @ShinsukeN
724K Followers 1K Following #中邑真輔 A.K.A #kingofstrongstyle #waywardsamurai #な
Edward Hamstar @HamHamHammu
5K Followers 2K Following Medosai/Edward/Molly/Enby/Levhart🐹34🐹They/them🐹Animal Welfare & Behaviour BSc🐹Veggie🐹Artist🐹Juggalo/Clikkie🐹CFz Head of Art Show🐹pfp by @mylafox
Taylor Rotunda @TaylorRotunda
233K Followers 51 Following 3rd Generation Superstar• Former WWE Tag Team & NXT Champion • Self Taught Chef🧑🏽🍳🤌🏽💋 Wonderland Ranch Keeper🐣🦖 For bookings: [email protected]
Linnaeus (@linnaeus.b... @linnaeus_tweets
633 Followers 415 Following Midwestern nerd, weird animal person, dad. He/him
ArtySkunk 🦨 @ArtySkox
806 Followers 868 Following Fursuiting skunk/golden retriever. Furry con runner. Industrial Engineer & Logistics Optimization guy. The elder millennial.
Woody 🌻 @WoodyMutt
5K Followers 5K Following It's O.K. to not be O.K.. Take a step back, regroup, and put your own mask on first before jumping back in and helping those around you. We'll still be here.
Aron @AronsThoughts
489K Followers 339 Following Co host of Tyrus and the Wisemen on @foxnewsradio • FKA WWE’s Damien Sandow• Actor • seen on @nwa
Ettore “Big E” Ew... @WWEBigE
1.0M Followers 78 Following “Yeah That’s Gladys West” music video out now on YouTube. https://t.co/d2xSr3qL8e. Serious business inquiries: [email protected] & [email protected].
George Takei @GeorgeTakei
3.0M Followers 1K Following I am a parody of myself, if anyone wonders if this is really me.
Wil Wheaton @wilw
2.4M Followers 5 Following This account is no longer active. If there is a blue check here, I had nothing to do with it. Elon Musk is a garbage human. #BlackLivesMatter #ProtectTransKids
Neil Gaiman @neilhimself
2.8M Followers 867 Following News about Neil Gaiman. Not posted by Neil. You can find him replying & posting in person at neil-gaiman on Tumblr, or @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com on Bluesky
Kingfisher & Wombat @UrsulaV
58K Followers 617 Following I write & garden. Strong feelings about bugs, plants & heirloom vegetables. Wrote some books, won some awards. T. Kingfisher is my secret identity. She/Her
Midwest FurFest @FurFest
68K Followers 15K Following Midwest FurFest 2025 is scheduled for December 4 – December 7! #FurFest
Wyldekyttin @Wyldekyttin
642 Followers 845 Following I will never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you, I love you. With all my heart, I love you.
シエル @tunasaradaaaa
12K Followers 27 Following xeldyzプロダクション所属モデル、俳優、タレント 公式アカウント 出演:フジテレビ連続ドラマ、大河ドラマ【坂本龍馬】、パリコレクション2013、東京コレクション2012、
Arkand @arkand
34K Followers 0 Following Inventor of ARKAND Secret Codes System. More than 26 years experience in strategy, branding and planning.
Kevin Condron @kondron
3K Followers 2 Following President & CEO of Razzmatazz. Founder of r/Squaredcircle. Professional Wrestler & Manager. Host of Heroes of Lucha Libre on @Crackle
Calvin Helin @CalvinHelin
545K Followers 198K Following Bestselling author, public speaker, attorney, entrepreneur. Advocate for empowerment, responsibility, and self-reliance. Son of Ts'msyen Nation Chief.
HERVORMER VAN ECONOMI... @NIEUWS_ANKER
10K Followers 5K Following ELON MUSK buys Twitter 26 april 2022 and my long time suspended ORIGINAL account - 50.000 followers - is unsuspended on request ! Twitter is alive& kicking 2017
Zach Weinersmith @ZachWeiner
101K Followers 4K Following Soonish, Open Borders, Bea Wolf, and new book: A City on Mars Married to @fuschmu. @[email protected] (Support at https://t.co/xXXR5KKuTr)
Go poke-a-man @bruinontherun
277 Followers 345 Following The life and crimes of Julio the Dancing Ninny
Paul Haynie @UncleHyena
29 Followers 40 Following Ethicist. Student of the heroic. Talented but unreliable writer. Reluctant pagan. Game freak. Math head. History buff. Science fiction/fantasy fan. Sailor.Trends for United States
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