Ingen Kropp @IngenKropp

Writer. Goofball. A bit off. A Romantic Misanthrope. Bubble does not level. Sarcastic. Keeps jumping off cliffs, laughing. patreon.com/user?u=66167393 United States Joined October 2021

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Ingen Kropp @IngenKropp

2 days ago

We should use this time to move all Congress and Senators offices out of the capital and to somewhere really crappy. Like the DMV or the Post office. Somewhere with no ac or working toilets.

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Ingen Kropp @IngenKropp

a day ago

Maybe give em a desk down at the food stamps office...

Ingen Kropp @IngenKropp

2 days ago

Maybe give em a desk down at the food stamps office...

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Ingen Kropp @IngenKropp

3 days ago

If our reality is a computer simulation does that mean I can complain to customer service?

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Ingen Kropp @IngenKropp

a week ago

So, y'all are saying yes?

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Ingen Kropp @IngenKropp

a week ago

So, I'm thinking of getting back into motorcycling. I need one of you to talk me out of it.

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Ingen Kropp @IngenKropp

a week ago

I've been listening to people predicting the rapture since the 70's. That and alien invasions...

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Ingen Kropp @IngenKropp

2 weeks ago

I swear the next time I get abducted by aliens they'll have to throw me out kicking and screaming. I'm throwing hands on ET. I don't give a fuck.

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Ingen Kropp @IngenKropp

3 weeks ago

I'll admit it to one and all: I love 60's slapstick comedies.

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Ingen Kropp @IngenKropp

4 weeks ago

A confession for the void: I have a fetish for women in suits. Yeah, slinky dresses are nice. But a woman in a nice suit has always rocked my world. Can't explain it. Too old to bother trying.

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Ingen Kropp @IngenKropp

a month ago

I now have about 8 or 9 Gillian Anderson accounts following me. I know it's just her way of stalking me. I see you boo...

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Ingen Kropp @IngenKropp

a month ago

Thanks Waffle House parking lot.

Ingen Kropp @IngenKropp

a month ago

Thanks Waffle House parking lot.

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Ingen Kropp @IngenKropp

a month ago

It's not every day you see a fight with dildos...

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a month ago

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a month ago

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Ingen Kropp @IngenKropp

a month ago

...and we would just sit there and watch it all unfold. For years.

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I used to work with a guy who was so stupid he could barely chew food. At least twice a week he would start choking on his lunch. His face would get red. His eyes would start to bug out. He would throw himself onto the corner of the table...