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Intentional Puns @IntentionalPuns

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13 years ago

What is the breed of canine that easily forgets his place on the trail? Wherewolf. #Pun

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13 years ago

I used to be a carpenter, but then I got bored. #Pun

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13 years ago

When I was in the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode. I asked, "Are you two an item?"

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13 years ago

Which president was least guilty? Lincoln. He is in a cent. #Pun

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13 years ago

Have you heard about the lawyers word processor? No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print. #Pun

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13 years ago

What do you do when a chemist dies? Barium. #Pun

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13 years ago

Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plane. #Pun

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13 years ago

I used to be a train driver but I got sidetracked. #Pun

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13 years ago

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. #Pun

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13 years ago

I used to be a railroad conductor, but my boss found out I wasn't trained. #Pun

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13 years ago

I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me. #Pun

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13 years ago

My uncle slipped on some beans last week. If only he had the benefit of Heinz sight. #Pun

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13 years ago

I was going to make a gay joke, butt fuck it. #Pun

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13 years ago

Doctor Evil cloned himself again. This time created a full size version of himself. He was charged with "Bigger Me." #Pun

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13 years ago

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer, and a mop." #Pun

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13 years ago

Old wrestlers never die, they just lose their grip. #Pun

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13 years ago

I thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell. #Pun

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13 years ago

Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder & got a little behind in his work? #Pun

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13 years ago

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. #Pun

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13 years ago

What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block. #Pun

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