Early Retirement @Intern_Probs
turned down the job offer from the internship to take one last summer at my parents house living the retired life my parents house Joined February 2012-
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My pandora ads keep being for drug and alcohol counseling,..time to reevaluate some things #lushproblems #howdotheyknow
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Plan A has always been to win the lottery, only problem is I never actually play the lottery #recentgradstruggles
I think my problem is I don't want to look for a job, I just want someone to give me a job...or an engagement ring, whichever they prefer
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When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. #whms
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Nothing worse than realizing you only have enough $$ left on your Starbucks giftcard for a tall ice coffee...on Monday morning #fuckmeright
I start my bullshit summer camp job tomorrow, glad to know 6 years and 2 diplomas later I'm exactly where I was at 16 #recentgradstruggles
Bitching to my mom about my cramps, her response "take Advil or go smoke some pot with your brothers" #ifyousayso #medicinal #goodcallmom
All I want is someone to smoke weed with an snuggle while watching ESPN/Game of Thrones/Will Ferrell movies, is that too much to ask?!?
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@Intern_Probs An intern? We have some "grunt work" you could do...
Smoking weed out the window of your childhood bedroom because it's too damn hot to smoke outside #earlyretirementprobs #dcgirlprob #heatwave
Is it wrong that I'm hoping people coming to my baby bro's HS grad party will also give me gifts and by gifts I mean money? #unemployedprobs
The only thing more annoying than emptying the dishwasher would be not having one... can 22 year olds get allowance? #ihatechores
I'll be useless for the next 30 minutes while I memorize the Caps schedule #rockthered #CAPSCAPSCAPS #dcgirlproblem
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Stop asking me if I have a job or why I don't. Maybe I don't want one right now #irritating
Of course the interviewer loved me & I realized 7 minutes in that I would rather lick a badgers asshole than take that job #PostGradStrugs
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#TruthIs I love being tall.
Do you think I can get high, take a nap and prep for my phone interview in the next hour and fifteen minutes? #overachieving #dreambig
If I get a job I may no longer have #poorgirlproblems.. Actually, who am I kidding? As long as Target exists I'll be in debt @TotalPoorGirl
I have too many drunken beachside mistakes to make to get a 9-5 this early, hell its not even Fourth of July yet #PostGradProblems #chillen
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