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Recruitment Banter @InternalBanter

This. Is. Recruitment. https://t.co/ibYLMLNAMy The other side of the desk Joined March 2013
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Recruitment Banter @InternalBanter

6 years ago

An old boss once said to me “I swear to drunk I'm not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables.” Wise chap

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Recruitment Banter @InternalBanter

6 years ago

97% of the paper money held by staff in my office is contaminated with traces of sniff. The other 3% belongs to Helen, and she’s boring.

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Recruitment Banter @InternalBanter

6 years ago

Also, how the fuck aren’t Columbia an absolute superpower yet? They produce both coffee and cocaine, literally my weekly shop.

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Recruitment Banter @InternalBanter

6 years ago

A fella who used to work in my team way back in the day got a part in a new film called “Cocaine”. But they only gave him one line

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Recruitment Banter @InternalBanter

6 years ago

I’ve been offline for 481 days. That’s about the same duration Manpower offers a ‘free replacement’ for all placed candidates. Melts.

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Recruitment Banter @InternalBanter

7 years ago

Met my mates 7 month old boy who was babbling a load of nonsense, gurning covered in dribble. Im sat there like "standard rec night out lad"

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Recruitment Banter @InternalBanter

8 years ago

The thing that puts me off from buying my third flat is having to deal with an Estate Agent. If you can sell, you don't sell property.

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Recruitment Banter @InternalBanter

8 years ago

Set my alarm for 6:30am this morning. Then I remembered I'm not an Estate Agent and don't have to work weekends. #AllDriveMinis

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Recruitment Banter @InternalBanter

8 years ago

Secret santa. I literally don't recognise half the names on this list. "Trevor". We employ a lad called Trevor? Who the fuck is he?

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Recruitment Banter @InternalBanter

8 years ago

So I've been on the protein shakes and juice plus gear for three days and still look exactly the fucking same. Someone get me a beer!

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Recruitment Banter @InternalBanter

8 years ago

People (Ladies I'm looking at you here) if there's more than one person in your LI photo I'm going to assume you're the ugly one #Hiding

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Recruitment Banter @InternalBanter

8 years ago

Mugabe has resigned! Anyone here got his digits? I want him in my firm. He'd be a ruthless fucker on the phones #MugabeRec

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Recruitment Banter @InternalBanter

8 years ago

On a train out of the City, heating on full whack. I'm in a super 120 wool three piece & collar bar. My wet look gel is in trouble

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Recruitment Banter @InternalBanter

8 years ago

Anyone here connected with or know this modern day wordsmith #Lemon

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Recruitment Banter @InternalBanter

8 years ago

The question that every recruiter asks every other recruiter "Mate, who's your top three in the office?" #recruitment

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Recruitment Banter @InternalBanter

8 years ago

ASOS orders all over the gaff at HQ. A sign that the office hotties are planning their Xmas party outfits & trying to 'out fit' each other

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Recruitment Banter @InternalBanter

8 years ago

The only time I ever expect to hear a Giffgaff answerphone is when I'm calling my contact on a Friday night before a big sesh #PickUpTony

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Recruitment Banter @InternalBanter

8 years ago

I charge 35% so I'm motivated to fill the role. At 12% I won't even lift the phone. I I got a C in GCSE business. Supply & Demand, innit.

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Recruitment Banter @InternalBanter

8 years ago

If you're a "practice/divison manager" that consists of one person, and that person is you, then you're not a manager, you're a wanker.

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Recruitment Banter @InternalBanter

8 years ago

You know you're in trouble with a flakey candidate when you have to leave a message on their "giffgaff" voicemail #FuckingGiffgaff

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