Cap Raitt @IrrationalIRR
CRE | Gym | Rates up, Deals down | Hockey Goon | Underwriting delusion since 2020 DFW Joined October 2021-
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It’s so easy to tell when a chick is from Dallas. All look copy and paste
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Why did two of my buddies ask me why am I getting my yearly physical? Yall don’t get one every year or what?
Trump really told David Solomon to stick to being a DJ lmao
Pro tip I picked up from a random guy in the sauna at east bank club: eucalyptus spray. You’ll never go back.
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Remote workers when they hear a Microsoft Teams notification during their mid day nap
In the elevator with a chick I never seen in my life at my apts and she asked me what I do for a living bc she always sees me working from home. Should I be creeped out or flattered
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arch manning copping 8 balls and za give this guy the heisman
What yall think of cyberpunk ambiance as background noise
A friend of a buddy of mine is claiming he’s making an extra $50k a month from his AI girls Not sure if to believe it or it but yall need to touch grass
Good morning. Staffed on one deal and 3 of the deals I worked on got repriced so they came back to us this morning. One needs to close by the 27th. Rip
Fire alarm went off in the last 30 mins of weapons. Feel blue balled bc I didn’t finish it
It really is always guys under 6 ft hopping off the biggest trucks
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Jerry “The Rocket�... @JerryTheRocket
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