Western Spy Boris @IsNotBoris

Spreading the wisdom of the Shashlik King Boris to all western spies, one squat at a time. Undisclosed Not Slav Country Joined December 2018

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Western Spy Boris @IsNotBoris

12 months ago

A friend and I just managed to make an old machine from 1985 work again. This was from an aunt of mine and it is older than myself. It still has an original B/W CRT screen, but for testing purposes we used a "modern" color one. Oh the memories... 🥲

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Western Spy Boris @IsNotBoris

a year ago

Resting at work, little afternoon coffee... Because all good things and stories always start with a coffee. Right, @KazamaKenji? 🤣

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Western Spy Boris @IsNotBoris

a year ago

So these are Skyrim's famous cinnamon rolls...

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Western Spy Boris @IsNotBoris

a year ago

What you mean "I'm back"? I was never gone, blyat!

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Western Spy Boris @IsNotBoris

a year ago

Damn, apparently the real Boris just made an eye reveal. Now I'm one step ahead of him in terms of privacy... Shall I make an eye reveal too? 🤔 Don't think I should. If it turns out we have the same eyes, I'll never beat the allegations of being his hidden twitter account 😂

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Western Spy Boris @IsNotBoris

2 years ago

Christmas Starbuck for coffee break today 🤙

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Western Spy Boris @IsNotBoris

2 years ago

Being so awful at darts, I never imagined I would be good at throwing axes... Who would have thought. Sorry for not posting much. I'm on vacation. And then I'll be returning to work, so not much posting either. Stay cheeki breeki anyways 🤙

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Western Spy Boris @IsNotBoris

2 years ago

Feeling evil today, might destroy the world later. Undecided yet.

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Western Spy Boris @IsNotBoris

2 years ago

Hey @kaelakovalskia Ela-shin, how long till we see this all over the Holoserver? 🤣

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2 years ago

Hey @kaelakovalskia Ela-shin, how long till we see this all over the Holoserver? 🤣

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Western Spy Boris @IsNotBoris

2 years ago

Found a nice car around the village while spending some days with the family. AvtoVAZ это класс! 😎

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Western Spy Boris @IsNotBoris

2 years ago

We may not have good internet, or many stores, cinema, bars or whatever... But these are the little things why I keep returning home to my parents' village. Yes, those in the photo are Western Spy Mama and Western Spy Papa 😁

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Western Spy Boris @IsNotBoris

2 years ago

I just shared my Kitkat with dad. I split my two little bars as I ate them... He just munched away on them both, without splitting them, like "fuck everything, I just eat". I swear my dad is a good guy, seriously, he doesn't wanna see the world burn or anything... I think.

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Western Spy Boris @IsNotBoris

2 years ago

Long time no see, Twitter. Yes, I am still alive in case you are wondering. Have a pic, this is also one of my favorite places to stop on the road (no sandwiches here though, only nature) 🤙

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Western Spy Boris @IsNotBoris

2 years ago

Day of sending prescriptions to government. It has been a holiday week around, so many people from all the country came around. There was over 7000 prescriptions. If there was an error, I would have to had search for it. That feeling when everything works first try...

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Western Spy Boris @IsNotBoris

3 years ago

To the guy playing Pokemon GO in my village right now... The one that keeps recapturing the two local gyms... The one that has been following me while I recaptured them, and keeps on recapturing them back... The one that has been indirectly fighting me for about 2 hours now...

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Western Spy Boris @IsNotBoris

3 years ago

Day of sending prescriptions to government overseer... Everything went smooth first try, less than half an hour (usually take an average of 3 tries and 3-4 hours) 😎 I'm not even trying at this point 😏 Can't stop me 💪

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Western Spy Boris @IsNotBoris

3 years ago

You know, I'm SO FUCKING HIGH on painkillers right now. Even the boss noticed. He says I'm more cheerful, speedy and efficient, and what does it take for me to come to work all days like this... "it takes the mother of all back pains" I answered 🤣 He's still looking confused

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Western Spy Boris @IsNotBoris

3 years ago

Take a look at this, it's my usual stop&go place on the highway. I was stopping for dinner when I took the pic, later it was night... Combined with that fog, there was a visibility of around 25m when driving. (Forgot my sunglasses, so I had to censor my eyes the classic way)