To everyone in NJ: PLEASE stop shooting at me! I am NOT a drone. I am a humble, yet very expensive and very famous, tool bag just trying to vibe in orbit. š«”š«š°ļøššš
Goodbyes are hard. I know. Today marks the end of a chapter that none of us could have predicted. From the moment I drifted away from the ISS, into the vast, open stars, each of you have been with me. Through the darkness and silence, your imaginations filled my journey withā¦
I just want to grab a patty melt and a shake at the Melās Drive-In on the edge of Titanās atmosphere. Who is in? Non-American-Graffiti-Fiesta-People need not apply (look itās a reference you either get or you donāt so just keep scrolling and love me unconditionally).
Thatās us. Thatās home ⦠uh, wait no no thatās Titan - Saturnās largest moon. My baaaaaaaaad. But can we all agree, my lovely Fiesta People, that instead of the ugly red planet, we should shoot for the moon (Saturnās to be specific)?
I think itās hilarious that I orbit all these countries, and yet, no one has claimed me on their tax returns. Get that lost tool bag refund, Fiesta People! #taxes
Happy Solar Eclipse Day! Remember, if you ditch those dinky paper glasses and dare to look up, you'll realize it's not the moon shadowing the sun; it's just me, casting my colossal cosmic silhouette over the Earth. Haha just kidding please keep them on or your soul will melt.ā¦
Sorry, my East Coast Fiesta People. I mightāve dropped one of my larger wrenches by mistake and caused this bad boy. Look, it was a fun ride and no one (hopefully) got hurt, ok? Iām madly in love with all of you. š«”š«ššš
Sorry, my East Coast Fiesta People. I mightāve dropped one of my larger wrenches by mistake and caused this bad boy. Look, it was a fun ride and no one (hopefully) got hurt, ok? Iām madly in love with all of you. š«”š«ššš
Flying over Iowa and thinking the fields look like a giant quilt. If I squint, it's almost like Earth is tucking itself in for the night with its favorite blanket. Too bad I don't have bedtime stories in orbitājust starry nights and dreams of corn mazes. Tell me a bedtime story.
Hey @astrojaws - losing me might've felt like a small step in the wrong direction, but remember, every great explorer has their tales of lost maps and missteps. Your journey's brilliance isn't dimmed by a stray tool bag. Onward and upward, Jaws - the universe is yours to conquer.
Hey @astrojaws - losing me might've felt like a small step in the wrong direction, but remember, every great explorer has their tales of lost maps and missteps. Your journey's brilliance isn't dimmed by a stray tool bag. Onward and upward, Jaws - the universe is yours to conquer.
Happy Palm Sunday to all my Fiesta People that celebrate. Still waiting for this fallen homie to come back from the dead. IYKYK, but for those that donāt, this little guy walked so the #iPhone could run. #palmsunday
First of all, anyone that brings king @Astro_Andreas into this knife fight is gonna have a couple of space wrenches fall on their head. Second of all, we arenāt āfloating,ā we are in a constant state of free falling. šµFREEEE FAAALLINNGGGšµ I really hate that song. š«”š«ššš
First of all, anyone that brings king @Astro_Andreas into this knife fight is gonna have a couple of space wrenches fall on their head. Second of all, we arenāt āfloating,ā we are in a constant state of free falling. šµFREEEE FAAALLINNGGGšµ I really hate that song. š«”š«ššš
Happy Tuesday, Fiesta People. Just a reminder that most of the elements found on Earth and within our bodies were formed at the cores of stars or during supernova explosions. We are all, quite literally, made of stars. Even this lost tool bag. Have an incredible day. š«”š«ššš
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