Simpleton 💯🇵🇷🇺🇸 @ItIsSimpleton

Cloud Gaming | Switch. Just a #GirlDad playing videogames for fun and dropping the occasional #DadJoke United States Joined February 2021

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Simpleton 💯🇵🇷🇺🇸 @ItIsSimpleton

4 hours ago

Alright #silksong , the Phantom is down which apparently that meant I don’t have to do the rat bastid Last Judge at this moment in time. now I have do everything but the main story line until I unlock double jump…

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Simpleton 💯🇵🇷🇺🇸 @ItIsSimpleton

4 hours ago

Maye is looking more and more comfortable in the pocket. Looks like Missin’ Sisson has been exorcised and Andy is making those shots now. The #Patriots looked good. Confident.

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Simpleton 💯🇵🇷🇺🇸 @ItIsSimpleton

a day ago

If I see a #xbox series X for under $250 I’m picking one up. Sure GP Ultimate is going up to $30 but GP Premium which still has Console, PC, and cloud (no day 1s - gotta wait a year) is still $15 so I’m saving $5 a month. Ultimate was nice but really overkill for me. I bet that’s…

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Simpleton 💯🇵🇷🇺🇸 @ItIsSimpleton

3 days ago

#Silksong why?…So I get past Beastfly and put Hunters March behind me…yay…then I push through Greymoor and end up in a place called Sinners Road and this takes me to a miserable place called Bile Water which…nope. I bailed. I ran away. Then I get lost in The Mist which wasn’t…

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Simpleton 💯🇵🇷🇺🇸 @ItIsSimpleton

4 days ago

It has to be. They gave him an opening and he took it. I think he’s back…this mfker…

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Simpleton 💯🇵🇷🇺🇸 @ItIsSimpleton

4 days ago

I might be downgrading from Ultimate because that is steep…not sure which sub 20 subscription will work for me…maybe the PC only sub since I use the ROG Ally way more than the stb console…

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5 days ago

I might be downgrading from Ultimate because that is steep…not sure which sub 20 subscription will work for me…maybe the PC only sub since I use the ROG Ally way more than the stb console…

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Simpleton 💯🇵🇷🇺🇸 @ItIsSimpleton

5 days ago

I’m trying to put my life in story mode this shih is cheesy. Then you got @elonmusk over there worth 500 billion dollars… 5 hundy?! GG Elon.

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Simpleton 💯🇵🇷🇺🇸 @ItIsSimpleton

6 days ago

Omg #silksong how many days have I been at this?! I finally took out that rage inducing beast fly!! I can go to sleep now…

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Simpleton 💯🇵🇷🇺🇸 @ItIsSimpleton

6 days ago

1 down 1 to go…#dirtywater

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Simpleton 💯🇵🇷🇺🇸 @ItIsSimpleton

7 days ago

Oh shih #DruHill just came on after #blackstreet! When did I make this Apple Music playlist?? It 1994 except this ain’t my cassette.

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Simpleton 💯🇵🇷🇺🇸 @ItIsSimpleton

7 days ago

Love In Need from #blackstreet started playing on my apple car play…we need more music like this…

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Simpleton 💯🇵🇷🇺🇸 @ItIsSimpleton

a week ago

They took the W in the final game. 89-73 2025 season record for the @RedSox … now on to October. #dirtywater

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Simpleton 💯🇵🇷🇺🇸 @ItIsSimpleton

a week ago

If he plays with this level of confidence going forward he Maye be dangerous…

New England Patriots @Patriots

a week ago

If he plays with this level of confidence going forward he Maye be dangerous…

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Simpleton 💯🇵🇷🇺🇸 @ItIsSimpleton

a week ago

At least they’re like the best of the worst right? Go Pats

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Simpleton 💯🇵🇷🇺🇸 @ItIsSimpleton

a week ago

So…#silksong…I finally got through the ambush at Hunters March…then I found that rage inducing beast fly thing that I couldn’t beat. so I decide to take a break and just go back and finish up the Greymoor map…I stumbled into Sinner’s Road…this place has face huggers!?…

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Simpleton 💯🇵🇷🇺🇸 @ItIsSimpleton

a week ago

They got it done!! Bring on October!

Red Sox @RedSox

a week ago

They got it done!! Bring on October!

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Simpleton 💯🇵🇷🇺🇸 @ItIsSimpleton

2 weeks ago

So I got the wall cling thing in #Silksong without fighting Sister Splinter which y’all say is stupid easy and I’m over here dying so yea imma skip her…this doesn’t bode well for the rest of the game…