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I threw a kid in the well, don't ask me i'll say he fell. I will regret this in hell but he was in my way! ;) Joined August 2012-
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I either want to spend my day going out & doing stuff with friends or I want to spend it in bed with zero human contact. No in between.
god bless the people who upload tv shows and movies to the internet
Do I care about what you think of me? N O O o o o o 。 。 . . . .
Me studying: Writes down 3 words Checks twitter Changes song Gets food Yawns Contemplates life Falls asleep
late night showers late night conversations late night adventures late night snacks late night memories everything's better at night.
if you hate me, it's ok.. i probably hate you back.
women belong in the kitchen. men belong in the kitchen. everyone belongs in the kitchen. kitchen has food
Me in 7th grade: unattractive, socially awkward loser. Me now: unattractive, socially awkward loser with good taste in music.
I got 99 problems but I'm gonna take a nap and ignore them all
how I clean my room: -starts at one corner -finds something from 6 years ago and stares at it nostalgically for 5 hours -goes to bed
parents: you spend too much time on the Internet, it's like you're addicted me: fine can i go out parents: no
me: what can possibly go wrong? anxiety: im glad you asked
I think too much I think too much I think too much I think too much I think too much I think too much I think too much
I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.
How people set the Alarm: Others - "7AM" Me - "6.30 AM, 6.45 AM, 6.50 AM, 6.55 AM, 7 AM."
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