Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw
Partner @MargolisPLLC margolispllc.lawbrokr.com Florida, USA Joined December 2020-
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FTC is going to ban LinkedIn next
Just got off phone with my first prospect from a Google search (West Palm Beach / Denver CPA, hell yeah my brand!!!) She told me why she’s looking for a new CPA: 1/x
always disappointed me that no one would fuck with the surveillance people after filing a personal injury case. like if I broke my leg I’d dress up as a flamingo whenever I thought they’d be around
You lost your house but you have enough tickets for a sticky hand
You lost your house but you have enough tickets for a sticky hand
@ItsMattsLaw I am pretty sure that in British English it is pronounced "burglarize" but spelled "Bouroughlaryzationise" which is defined as "wenst yon manne, wommanne or chylde shouldst fain trespass on ye' enfeoffment yet wouldst fain go thither without leave of the shire"
weeping uncontrollably at skee ball because my nephew whiffed a five leg parlay and now I can't afford dental
weeping uncontrollably at skee ball because my nephew whiffed a five leg parlay and now I can't afford dental
@ItsMattsLaw This is an unfollow for me
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Seeing @ItsMattsLaw get reposted to shitheadsteve has completely ruined my week
Maybe this will help one founder… If you’re a business owner in Florida, this is your last reminder to file your Annual Report before 11:59 PM. You don’t want to get stuck paying a $400.00 late fee.
@ItsMattsLaw That guy who billed 3027 hours won't see your jokes, Matt (because he can't read anything outside of work or take more than a 90 second toilet break) but your friends who bill 2500 will (in between .6 email entries)
@ItsMattsLaw Laugh all you want but you guys are gonna be so cooked when they catch up with your for all of your Cozen billing jokes
Being a CRE lawyer is just adding "reasonable" 45 times to every document forever until the end of time.
One more thing I don’t provide payroll and I absolutely wouldn’t unless I had an amazing employee doing it. I’ve struggled to pitch this to prospects who were fired by their CPA who was doing payroll manually. They are apprehensive of Gusto/ADP On this call I mentioned, hey,…
Prospect said she would have paid *double* to keep her. / sharing to add to pile of anecdata about pricing
I was on the phone with this prospect for an hour. We got into the details. I explained my POV on payroll, explained why her prior CPA probably ran out of capacity, we laughed about what a great deal she had. Prospect told me she BEGGED prior CPA to keep her 3/x
Prior CPA was filing quarterly payroll manually for $200/quarter and they had quarterly meetings to review estimated payment / withholding amounts based on income S Corp $350 1040 $350 Prior CPA fired this prospect because no capacity. 2/x
Just got off phone with my first prospect from a Google search (West Palm Beach / Denver CPA, hell yeah my brand!!!) She told me why she’s looking for a new CPA: 1/x
@netcapgirl Zero clue how this impacts memes
Wake up babe, new cease & desist format just dropped