sylarp1 @ItsSmileyTime

I’m the funny one! Sylarp the Baker: Collect my delicious pastries. I Will Punch You For Not Following. readies fist. messages open. talk to me. Joined November 2020

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sylarp1 @ItsSmileyTime

a day ago

what’s… a vampire’s.. favorite dessert. ….. ………………… i dont fucking know man

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sylarp1 @ItsSmileyTime

6 days ago

Got rehired by the post office. Zeina ksge helped me get my job back. Thanks. What an awesome fella. More jokes Soon™️

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Ok, yeah, sure. Thanks for the solution Zaina ksge. Really appreciate it! I’m ONE OF A KIND. This didn’t happen twice. Stop! I’m the main character here. Not you. I get all the eventful things happening to me. Leave me alone!

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sylarp1 @ItsSmileyTime

a week ago

I got banned from the fucking post office. They said I was too unfunny. I have to HAND DELIVER MY JOKES now. Direct message me if you want a joke. I’m so pissed off.

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sylarp1 @ItsSmileyTime

a week ago

Gets tiring coming up with funny jokes to post honestly. One thing is writing them, but then I have to go all the way to the USPS office to drop it off, and i have to sign stuff, and it’s a whole thing. You guys should be more grateful. I hardly get ANY interactions for all this.

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sylarp1 @ItsSmileyTime

2 weeks ago

That undertale stream felt like walking into an African Savannah.

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sylarp1 @ItsSmileyTime

2 weeks ago

GREENLY LEGIT MADE ME LOST TWO OF MY FUCKING FOLLOWERS I HATE YOU GREENLY I HATE YOU

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sylarp1 @ItsSmileyTime

2 weeks ago

…I’m sorry. Im so fucking sorry. I regret making greenly the green balloon flower. im sorry. im sorry.

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sylarp1 @ItsSmileyTime

2 weeks ago

So Dandy’s World, right? Why isn’t there a toon yet that’s named Greenly, and is primarily known for being the greenest guy around town? I think many toons in Gardenview would enjoy Greenly’s greenness, repost so Qwelver can see! #dandysworld

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sylarp1 @ItsSmileyTime

2 weeks ago

Apparently @TsXin4 is SO POPULAR that mentioning him in a reply somehow got more views than the original post temporarily. I am honored to have such celebrities following me. This won’t avoid your untimely demise, however. The fists fly forever, they stop for no one!

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sylarp1 @ItsSmileyTime

2 weeks ago

This time, I got the Cheese without any consequence… this is amazing. You may wonder where I got it from this time. It was from this path on the floor. Look, there’s even more, and it leads up to a big piece of cheese on wood! I’m gonna go get it- YEEEEOOOWWWWWCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH!

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sylarp1 @ItsSmileyTime

2 weeks ago

Man, I really want some cheese right now… but those skin eating parasites were kind of scary, I don’t know. Do I go for the 🧀?

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sylarp1 @ItsSmileyTime

3 weeks ago

Volleyball could be a really interesting sport if you replaced the big net with a bunch of springs so it bounces your ball back.

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sylarp1 @ItsSmileyTime

3 weeks ago

New Mario movie looks cool. I just hope some boy doesn’t show up to Mario’s door and shows him a pencil. Especially cause Rosalina is 100% gonna be in this movie.