Jacob Sparrow @JAJSparrow

Pétanque extraordinaire, proudly supported by crocs. Welsh Marches Joined February 2011

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Dave Lee @davelee1968

3 years ago

Vilify the working class while tonguing the crevice of monarchy. Same as it ever was.

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Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys

3 years ago

This is brilliant.

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James O'Brien @mrjamesob

3 years ago

Seems like the perfect week for Conservative leadership contenders to be competing over which one will do the least to tackle climate change.

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Alan Ferrier @alanferrier

3 years ago

“Surely *this* must mean the end for Boris Johnson.” —Ancient British proverb

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Jacob Sparrow @JAJSparrow

4 years ago

Thank you Andy Shauf for spending 923 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/5mFKYdm… @andyshauf

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Matt Stephens @RealStephens

4 years ago

If lead outs were paintings that’d be Leonardo da Vinci's Salvator Mundi. Sublime from DQS and Mark Cavendish. #TDF2021

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Jacob Sparrow @JAJSparrow

5 years ago

Come on Alan! @alexdowsett

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Jacob Sparrow @JAJSparrow

5 years ago

So on my coffee break I completed the government’s skills assessment. My recommended career path is professional boxer. #SkillsAssessment

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Jacob Sparrow @JAJSparrow

5 years ago

Not the sort of ‘Comet’ tracked machine I was hoping would arrive this morning @WeHaveWaysPod

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I've tried & completely failed to think of a more effective proof that the message behind this performance is as urgent as it is irrefutable. Well done to everyone who complained! You've carried that message to parts it would never otherwise have reached.

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Ben @b_nmrrs

5 years ago

i'd rather my £10 off pizza express went to a nurses car parking fees tbh

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Gary Lineker @GaryLineker

5 years ago

You reap what you tow.

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Jacob Sparrow @JAJSparrow

5 years ago

Near miss this morning coming down Dhustone Lane @ShropCouncil. Who’s responsibility is it to get this fixed? Very popular route for cyclists. I had been warned about it, slowed significantly and it still nearly caused a crash. @hub_shropshire

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James Felton @JimMFelton

5 years ago

Same day

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Jacob Sparrow @JAJSparrow

5 years ago

Link in Molly’s bio to donate, what an effort!

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James Doleman @jamesdoleman

5 years ago

Without comment

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Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie

5 years ago

Calls to UK Domestic Abuse Helplines have more than doubled since the lockdown. Victims should know that if they are in danger, they can dial 999, then press 55 and remain silent. Police will know that the caller is in danger and cannot speak. Spread this wide.