Scientologists for Pritzker @JB4Thetons
J. Bob Pritzker for President 2024! End thetan inequality through social justice and dianetic materialism. Peotone Spaceport advocate. We/us Joined July 2022-
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Broke: This is Tom Skilling's burner account. Woke: This is Ben Shapiro's burner account.
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If there is any argument against Trump deploying the National Guard in Chicago, this is it. youtu.be/GeetU_2ctJs?si…
If you are offended by the prospect of Jay Cutler engaging in consentual, homoerotic relations in prison, that ultimately lead to contracting a venereal disease, you should just unfollow us. He is still the greatest quarterback the Bears have ever had.
2 newsworthy takes: a) We congratulate Taylor and Travis. May death come "Swift"ly to their enemies. b) You know Jay Cutler is gonna buttfuck someone in prison. But consentually.
This is an outrage! 1. Where is O.J. Simpson? 2. We are not actually O.J. "truthers". We merely defend his Scientologist faith. 3. It was all clearly self-defense after Ron Goldman assualted him.
You may be aware that our advocacy successfully exonerated both Jussie Smollett and Rod Blagojevich. Hooking up Cole Kmet with Ke$ha was a miss, but we are optimistic for our next grand project: getting Lindsay Lohan an Oscar.
Money line is 7 minutes before Charlie Kirk tags in Berwyn Bob who recycles a parking meter upside Fuentes' head. Kirk has horrible views, but Fuentes has so defiled the good name of Berwyn that it's army of local weirdoes will pledge their loyalty in this battle.
Money line is 7 minutes before Charlie Kirk tags in Berwyn Bob who recycles a parking meter upside Fuentes' head. Kirk has horrible views, but Fuentes has so defiled the good name of Berwyn that it's army of local weirdoes will pledge their loyalty in this battle.
A better president than this current occupant would have seized control of all streaming services upon the death of Jim Lovell, to provide free access to Apollo 13 in his memory. Probably kidnap Ron Howard and make him write a sequel too.
We support even incremental steps in the right direction. Next step: 1. Ban ALL psychiatry-driven therapy 2. Divest all state resources from any supporters of psychiatrists. 3. Deem psychiatry to be a dangerous cult. This is the Scientologist way.
We support even incremental steps in the right direction. Next step: 1. Ban ALL psychiatry-driven therapy 2. Divest all state resources from any supporters of psychiatrists. 3. Deem psychiatry to be a dangerous cult. This is the Scientologist way.
Completely seriously, how was Betsy Devos a more "controversial" Sec. of Education than Linda fucking McMahon?
The cult of psychiatry knows no bounds. This is why we advocate for dianetic audits to also be offered "on request" at public schools, in accordance with the religious freedom of all Illinoisans.
The cult of psychiatry knows no bounds. This is why we advocate for dianetic audits to also be offered "on request" at public schools, in accordance with the religious freedom of all Illinoisans.
We won't give C*an*ac* *wen* the clicks. But how many times do we have to say it: The Jews don't control Hollywood, the Church of Scientology does!
We fluorinate our beeswax. That is how you really waterproof an underwater compound.
May death come swiftly to his enemies! And @HulkHogan had enemies.
May death come swiftly to his enemies! And @HulkHogan had enemies.
Scientologists for Pritzker retweeted
My primary aim as governor is to deliver economic growth and opportunity for Illinoisans. The quantum industry has the potential to bring untold economic prosperity directly into our communities. And while I'm most excited about that, I'm also our foremost quantum optimist.
For those disputing our theory on Western Springs, who the fuck among you even live in Chicago? Do you live in the city? And do you think anything west of Ashland or south of Grand is either the suburbs or the ghetto? Go to hell, we say. Go to hell.
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Andy 🇺🇸🇬🇧... @Andy_WanKenobi
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Epic Map Game Moments @MapGameMoments
13K Followers 512 Following The Epicest Moments In Map Gaming | Account Ran By @Dogger02184383 | DM submissions | not a political extremist | sometimes posts other stuff
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Dogger @Dogger02184383
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Nomadic Warriors for ... @Nomads4Pritzker
16K Followers 945 Following We are nomadic warriors united by one dream: anointing JB Pritzker the Khagan of America. Merch: https://t.co/PPSLixamBr
Socialists For Pritzk... @PritzkerForPrez
20K Followers 1K Following Our simple vision: A Big Boy in the White House. 🇺🇸 Merch store closed for now.
Frat Bros for Pritzke... @frats4pritzker
1K Followers 109 Following Full Send JB to the White House in ‘28 fr tho (Not Aff. with Governor JB. Parody)
Governor JB Pritzker @GovPritzker
333K Followers 261 Following Husband and father. Proudly serving as Illinois’ 43rd governor.
Anarchists For JB Pri... @anarchists4JB
489 Followers 318 Following Hijacking electoralism as an accelerationist tactic to abolish the state.
Alto.bsky.social 🚩... @AltosAlt
3K Followers 731 Following 20 ° Marxist ° Cat connoisseur ° Phag+ ° Jewish ° Alt: @PerhapsAlto ° Bluesky: @Alto.bsky.social
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Tzar (#cornwatch) �... @Gore2024
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Naperville Politics G... @NapervillePol
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Max @maxtmcc
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Adolf Elmer @adolfelmer
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Molly Elwood @mollyelwood
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Headbangers for Pritz... @MetalPritzker
51 Followers 44 Following Metalheads for the Big Man himself. No false metal, no ketchup on hot dogs.
The Bleacher Bunch @Bleacher_Bunch
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Mr IP Freely Esq. @Poultrygeist333
746 Followers 240 Following Proud Owner of Poultrygeist Chicken Shack (No one chokes our chicken!). Former Senate Candidate for IL District #69 (Nice!). Amateur OF model. Halfway Evil!
Shermann Dilla Thomas @6figga_dilla
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Chicago Dives @chicago_dives
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