Joe Bonamassa (Official) @JBONAMASSA

Guitar Collector, Guitar Player... There are two letters that separate infamous and famous, I am not sure what applies to me anymore. Sell by date: 11/08/2039 joeb.me/bonalinks Nerdville East-West Joined April 2009

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Joe Bonamassa (Official) @JBONAMASSA

2 hours ago

Tomorrow I get to tick another thing off my bucket list. Opening for one of my favorite bands of all time. Hopefully we achieve Maximum R&B. 😎👍🇬🇧🇺🇸

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Demetra @GummiVenusDMilo

4 hours ago

Mr Burns might just be the greatest non-family character on the show.

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Joe Bonamassa (Official) @JBONAMASSA

5 hours ago

The greatest! 😎👍

Greg Koch @Mansqwatch

5 hours ago

The greatest! 😎👍

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Joe Bonamassa (Official) @JBONAMASSA

18 hours ago

I literally give zero fucks anymore. I have no feelings. I don't like disingenuous people. I take dirt roads by the way.

Mr. F @ProfFinntastic

19 hours ago

I literally give zero fucks anymore. I have no feelings. I don't like disingenuous people. I take dirt roads by the way.

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Joe Bonamassa (Official) @JBONAMASSA

19 hours ago

Whether you respect someone's art or not. Be respectful to the ones that are in the game. Marc, I can imagine will come back on this with some sort of attempt at a burn. Reality is: Be fucking nice

BHonest @BHonestALC

19 hours ago

Whether you respect someone's art or not. Be respectful to the ones that are in the game. Marc, I can imagine will come back on this with some sort of attempt at a burn. Reality is: Be fucking nice

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Joe Bonamassa (Official) @JBONAMASSA

19 hours ago

I recently met Marc at a gig in Los Angeles. I called him a legend and really meant it. He was very nice in a Hollywood way. I've always been a fan but I have heard from friends of mine that he is and can be a wanker c"nt. I guess my friends got it right and I was wrong. You…

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Simpsons Daily Glavins @simpsons_DG

a day ago

"Uh, Miss Hoover, there's a dog in the vent." "Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?" "He was going to the bathroom..."

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Simpsons Daily Glavins @simpsons_DG

23 hours ago

"Duh, Homer, why are we down here?" "Oh, geez! I told ya, Bernie, to guard the bee!" "But why?" "Oh, you guys are pathetic! No wonder Smithers made me head bee guy."

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Simpsons Daily Glavins @simpsons_DG

2 days ago

"Did you believe that? I mean, the way I gave you the change? Did I sound like a real Kwik-E-Mart, you know, kinda guy?" "Actually, I thought it was a little laboured."

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Simpsons Daily Glavins @simpsons_DG

2 days ago

Wow, Mr McClure! I was a Grade-A MORON to ever question eating meat!

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Seymour Duncan @SeymourDuncan

3 days ago

The pickups in @JBONAMASSA's "The Blonde Dot" 1960 P.A.F. humbucker set are based on those found in his Gibson ES-335, but they sound spectacular in any guitar! "You put these pickups in anything and they sound good. They're clear, they're harmonically rich, they feed back."