jiz @JBootybb
hairstylist | artist | big dumb idiot | she/her Maryland, USA Joined December 2011-
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braving a shtummy ache on the way to my ex’s funeral and i think it would be 1.) just my luck and 2.) very on brand for me to blow up the funeral home bathroom as soon as i get there
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remember when the warrens said she was not to be moved !!!!
remember when the warrens said she was not to be moved !!!!
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there’s a party in the USA and you’re all invited — introducing our new limited edition party box featuring our classic favs Fruit Punch & Blue Razz + our newest flavor: Cherry Limeade 🍒
Find @BeatboxBevs near you using the store locator below! 👇 beatboxbeverages.com/pages/store-lo…
of course this was maryland 💀
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"ctfu" why are u telling me to chut the fuck up?
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he looks like those poor fucked up dogs white people be having
he looks like those poor fucked up dogs white people be having
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my absolute favourite brand of Reddit story is men posting things like “I bullied my wife into an open relationship and it turns out she’s a very desirable goddess and I’m somewhat of an unfuckable troll how do I fix my relationship?”
excluding naomi 🫡 hair is perfect and i desperately need to recreate it
excluding naomi 🫡 hair is perfect and i desperately need to recreate it
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Okay mister and misses fart
Okay mister and misses fart
how do i get into doing hair for @WWE bc i could make y’all’s extensions look so much better
i spy @BeatboxBevs lemonade packs AND new 4 packs @TotalWine 👀 #beatboxambassador #beatboxfam
excited to announce i’m one of @BeatboxBevs newest ambassadors 🍋 shoutout to Nikki’s Discount Liquor for bringing the lemonade variety pack to Baltimore !!! 💕💛 #beatboxfam
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flight to orlando has been booked
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Oomfette is a nurse and she said those white splotches to the left her of tail bone was shit in her ass
Oomfette is a nurse and she said those white splotches to the left her of tail bone was shit in her ass
thought this was my year for a hot dyke summer but a 6’0 skinny white dude has me smiling at my phone. i’m so fuckin cooked 😭
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They should make a rofo that doesn’t make you smell like shit after going inside
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