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JUUUUUUNGGGLEEEES AND DRAAAGOOOONSSSS

In the center of the square is a tree, a gigantic hollowed-out tree with a big door in the front. The home... of the head honcho.

Ethan: Let's get some DAMAGE YOU MOTHERFUCKER- oh that's 4.

Eugene: Oh no! We're the cause of the wacky hijinks!

Spoons: I'm gonna stick my little magey hand into the beast. GHHHHHHH

(Eugene bashes Spoons in the head with the healing stone)

Spoons Rango: You have a good relationship with your mom, man?

August: I'd like to make my eyes look like this goblin's mother. Gabe: Like her face? August: Like her face but in my eyes.

Eugene: Oh why I oughtta...!

(Aani turns into a baby)

Head Honcho: Slow day today huh, Aani? Usually people are coming to me with all sorts of problems and questions but uh, today it's been pretty quiet! Maybe the ah... ''calm before the storm'' eh buddy? Ahahah! Aani: Yup. (The head honcho beats Aani on the back, Aani coughs)

(Paul Beenis moans in pain)

Eugene: Lets go roast some weenies guys!

Aani: We're from the jungle. We're monkeys.

Paul Beenis: Y'know I'm more of a magazine reader than a movie watcher... I don't know what you guys are talking about.

Drizt: I mean. Let's face it. The gnolls are gonna kill him Paul: WHAT. WHAT THE FUCK Drizt: You literally just learned that, I'm not telling you anything new Spoons: He takes a minute

Harrison: You hear a woman's voice. Paul: Hummina hooma...

Harrison: I'm the uh Monkey Master for this show. August: Yeaaah! Gabe: That's a cool ass character. That's so cool. August: That's the best character. Ethan: And I'm Ethan!

Spoons: This reminds me of the one thing that brings me out of my comedic and cynical shell, which is the destruction of the Library of Alexandria. That really gets to me, man. And this is just like that. God damn...

Spoons: Paul, come here. Are gnolls a type of fish?Are gnolls aquatic? Paul: I think gnolls are a lot like Newells from our world Aani: I think Noel Fielding is an English comedian Spoons: OHHH HE DID THE FLY BI- FROM THE MIGHTY BOOSH