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11 months ago

#SundayRead: The Beginning of Penis Politics in Kenya and Why the Kikuyu Today Find Themselves in Political Limbo. theongurureport.blogspot.com/2024/07/theresโ€ฆ

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12 months ago

๐Ÿšจโšก THE CHILLING TRUTH: Ruto's regime tracked protesters from home, thanks to collusion with Safaricom & Kenya Power. Lives are at risk, many never seen again. Time to demand accountability & stop this invasion of privacy! #EndSurveillanceKE #RutoMustGo theongurureport.blogspot.com/2024/09/how-goโ€ฆ

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12 months ago

#SundayRead #TheOnguruReport: Who's Fooling Who? @BBCWorld Gets Entangled in William Ruto's Endless Web of Lies! ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ theongurureport.blogspot.com/2024/09/whos-fโ€ฆ

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a year ago

#TheOnguruReport: Just Who the Hell Do You Think You Are, Gilbert Masengeli? (An Open Letter to William Ruto). theongurureport.blogspot.com/2024/09/just-wโ€ฆ

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a year ago

How did Raila Odinga get entangled in William Ruto's and Uhuru Kenyatta's EATING of Kenya's ginormous 10.5 TRILLION odious debt? Ama he's a co-mkulaji? The chickens have come home to roost, and they demand their pound of flesh. theongurureport.blogspot.com/2024/08/raila-โ€ฆ

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a year ago

#SundayRead: The Duplicity of the Kenyan Political Class and Gen Z as the new Enemy. theongurureport.blogspot.com/2024/07/the-duโ€ฆ

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a year ago

Gutted to hear this. Rest well, @frankmuthusi. Proud of what you did @UAA_Uganda though you joined after I'd left. Still reeling from that @CentenaryBank pitch: the late nights, the drinks, the fancy Regus office...we ended up winning that one, didn't we? Fare well, old friend ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿฟ

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a year ago

#TheOnguruReport: The Fall of a Giant: Safaricomโ€™s Descent Into the Abyss Amidst Growing Competition from Starlink and Public Outrage. theongurureport.blogspot.com/2024/08/the-faโ€ฆ

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a year ago

PRESSURE is working! Safaricom now denies claims that they cancelled payment of Starlink Internet through MPesa. Si I told you people that Peter Ndegwa would be the end of Safaricom? theongurureport.blogspot.com/2024/07/safariโ€ฆ

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a year ago

As Safaricom collapses under the weight of Starlink, remember that I whistleblew their collusion with criminals to raid your MPesa, which is next in the domino falling competition. William Ruto and Uhuru Kenyatta's odious debt will necessitate debt distress, then bye-bye MPesa.

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2 years ago

As Safaricom collapses under the weight of Starlink, remember that I whistleblew their collusion with criminals to raid your MPesa, which is next in the domino falling competition. William Ruto and Uhuru Kenyatta's odious debt will necessitate debt distress, then bye-bye MPesa.

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a year ago

LAUGH WITH ME: "Safaricom CEO Peter Ndegwa suggests that satellite operators should partner with existing ISPs instead of entering the market alone." NOW REPEAT AFTER ME: "#GithuraiMassacre!" Starlink, finya hawa MAUMBWA! Regime enablers!

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a year ago

7 am, Nairobi CBD. Vox populi, vox Dei. It's happening today, people โœŠ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช #NaneNane #NaneNaneMarch #RutoMustGo #RutoRailaMustGo #OccupyStateHouse

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a year ago

#NaneNaneMarch We need...nay, demand, a public inquiry into the health (both mental and physical - he's withering away faster than his never-ending promises) of William Ruto. We might be reacting to the whims of a fully mad (in the clinical sense) man. Compare. #RutoRailaMustGO

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a year ago

#IStandWithFaiza #March2Parliament #OccupyKampala #FreeUganda โœŠ๐Ÿฟ

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a year ago

Dear GenZs, as you go out for #OccupyCBDThursday, my advice for Rigathi Gachagua is one: tafuta kamba ufanye Ile kitu ๐Ÿ˜ตฬทฬŠฬŠฬŠฬŠฬŠ. Leo isiishe. This sort of humiliation follows one to the grave. Being a one-term MP, you have a lot of politics to learn. Tafuta Moses Kuria aku-train.

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a year ago

Today, we saw it all unfold in vivid technicolor: how William Ruto used and dumped Rigathi Gachagua. Not even Susan Nakhumicha, Kairo, Orengo, or Uhuru could see it coming. But I'd prophesied it exactly 2 months ago in my blog. Read all about it here: theongurureport.blogspot.com/2024/05/the-onโ€ฆ

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a year ago

Today is #OccupyCBDThursday. So let's remind ourselves why our dear GenZs are out on the streets. Here is a 10-minute read. Fine-toothcomb it and internalise William Ruto's state capture, the real system ya majambazi. As Gabriel Oguda is wont to exclaim, "they will not believe!"

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a year ago

That awkward moment when you invite side chick to an event you forgot you already invited your main. As you ante up for #OccupyCBDThursday, please keep the Ruto family in your prayers, because we know Kairo, Orengo, and even future Attorney General Moses Kuria couldn't care.

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a year ago

Susan nakhumicha could have found out sheโ€™s not in the new cabinet ! Nairobi Hospital though? If only people knew what Nairobi hospital really was!

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a year ago

Gachagua @rigathi ka mi ni wewe, najitoa kitanzi ๐Ÿ˜ตฬทฬŠฬŠฬŠฬŠฬŠ ASAP. There's no more point in living.

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