Josef Swejk @JSwejk
Beg to report I'm a complete idiot Joined May 2020-
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Not the most flattering pic! But a great gig.
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@thesundaysport You can tell they're American because if that was happening in Mansfield, one of them would've chinned the other and be stomping on his head by now.
At an Italian airport, Rome, I think, the first class lounge [I walked past it] honestly is named "Hello Sky"
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It say Hullo Clouds, Hullo Sky an use wet and weedy jokes an pronouns which pane me, chiz chiz
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Is there a way I can collectively sue everyone I went to school with and about 7000 people on twitter?
Is there a way I can collectively sue everyone I went to school with and about 7000 people on twitter?
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Oh this is very very good. 👏
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Movement of Jews in the Roman Empire, circa AD 300.
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