Melissa Eldritch Horrors @Jabberwonkeye

Here for a weird time not a good or a long time. Temporarily animated corpse. Philadelphia, PA Joined August 2022

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ger 🦅 @gerawaycar

7 months ago

If you need help choosing who to cheer for during the Super Bowl just remember one team WILL be going to the White House and one won’t because they declined last time that man was in office soooo go birds baby

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Melissa Eldritch Horrors @Jabberwonkeye

8 months ago

I have Black Pete level carpentry skills and still managed to put up the depression robe curtains myself 😻 (weird little dog for scale).

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Adopt Our Crew | #AdoptOurCrew @adoptourcrew

8 months ago

all of us staring at that 🦄 like 🕵️👀😲🧐

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Never Left Podcast @NeverLeftPod

8 months ago

we survived till '25 folks. Now we just need @netflix to understand how much money they will make when they pick up #OurFlagMeansDeath and give us s3

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KalansPhantom 🐴🐺🎼🏴‍☠️🔞 @KalansPhantomFF

8 months ago

#WIPWednesday a peek into the next chapter of Gilded Cage

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Emelia @vikingwarior20

8 months ago

"First they killed his son, then wounded him, and now they've imprisoned him: Israel has kidnapped Hussam Abu Safiya, MD, General Director of Kamal Adwan Hospital, because he refused to leave his patients to die." This is the price Palestinian doctors in Gaza pay for their…

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Yousef D. Hammash @YousefHammash

8 months ago

FYI: He’s a pediatric consultant.

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Melissa Eldritch Horrors @Jabberwonkeye

9 months ago

Is anyone else’s house slowly turning into a subtle (not so subtle) nod to ofmd? I just ordered curtains made from the depression rob fabric. 😬

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Melissa Eldritch Horrors @Jabberwonkeye

9 months ago

Just resigned from my job! 🎉

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Ismail Khalidi @IsmailKhalidi

9 months ago

Hey, @JoeBiden, get my father's book out of your blood soaked hands, you genocidal maniac.

Prem Thakker @prem_thakker

9 months ago

Hey, @JoeBiden, get my father's book out of your blood soaked hands, you genocidal maniac.

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Melissa Eldritch Horrors @Jabberwonkeye

10 months ago

I finally got around to hanging this piece from @thesearethekids. I couldn’t be more thrilled with how gorgeous it is!

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Guz Khan 🥶 @GuzKhanOfficial

11 months ago

Whoever stops Israel from burning human beings alive will be the biggest hero in human history…

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Jason Christian @JasonAChristian

11 months ago

This might be the best and most condensed critique of American liberalism (from the left) that I’ve ever seen.

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Talia Jane ❤️‍🔥 @taliaotg

11 months ago

@VP stop giving them bombs, bozo

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Inside the Magic @InsideTheMagic

11 months ago

‘Our Flag Means Death’ Creator Wants Back In: Fans Could Save Pirate Rom-Com insidethemagic.net/2024/10/our-fl…

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Melissa Eldritch Horrors @Jabberwonkeye

11 months ago

I lost my sweet boy tonight unexpectedly. This was him just a couple days ago. Make sure you give your pals an extra cuddle when you can.

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David Jenkins @david_jenkins__

11 months ago

@rose_reluctant There’s a sizable time jump between S2 and a theoretical S3. Until it’s ridiculous or totally impossible, I will never rule out a return to this show. If ever a network’s buying I’m in.