Jacob VCV @JacobVCV
Life currently revolves around swatting away boredom;could include (and mostly) sarcasm,light hearted jokes,and lots of RTs. The Desert Joined November 2009-
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This guy literally drops the coldest truth about distraction you’ll ever hear
Franz Kafka; we need books that affect us like a disaster
This will change you.
CAs in India are a different breed. Name plate - CA Social media - CA Forehead tattoo - CA Bruh, calm down… you cleared an exam, not discovered electricity 😅😅
They way mollywood presents other languages and culture.
Underrated life hack: Being boring in the right ways. Go to bed early. Wake up early. Eat simple foods. Save money. Exercise. Read old books. Avoid drama. These aren’t flashy, but the ordinary will compound into a life that feels extraordinary. Boring is seriously underrated.
BILL BURR: “There’s nothing wrong with being a billionaire, but if someone’s working 40 hours/week and can’t make rent you’re not paying them enough… maybe you should just be worth $900 Million. How do you take an 8 figure bonus and none of your employees have dental insurance?”
“You got us last time”
Introverts don't get bored. They love their company. Just chilling around the house. Looking out the window. Browsing old photos. Cringing about something they said 3 years ago. Feeling ten different emotions in 4 seconds. 2 hours of self-talk. Walk. Eat. Nap. But never bored.
Unspoken Rule: When someone lends you money, remember it comes from their savings and hard-earned income. No matter the amount is big or small, if they trusted you enough to lend it, repay it without being asked.
Chelsea banking £100m (from PIF) for beating PSG in a glorified friendly because they won the Champions League four years ago is exactly the kind of situation that turns people against modern football. 😅
My best joke about France
Non vegetarians adjust for guests, vegetarians expect others to adjust.
Non vegetarians adjust for guests, vegetarians expect others to adjust.
The older I get the more convinced I am that good food & good health are the only things worth spending on
He can finally fulfil his dream of cancelling the pointless friendlies 😭
He can finally fulfil his dream of cancelling the pointless friendlies 😭
Movie producers are "rebooting" old movies. Television producers are "rebooting" old tv shows. Video game developers are "remastering" old games. Musicians are "sampling" or "remaking" old songs. WTF Only proves, creativity peaked between the 80s to 2000s
"i’m just blunt." no you aren't blunt. you just don’t care how you talk to people because you think your opinion is more important than respect or courtesy. i hate when people think the only way to be truthful is to be blunt, harsh or rude.
like us making the boxes bigger but keeping the pizzas the same size
like us making the boxes bigger but keeping the pizzas the same size
The problem in India is that when you complain about doing 18-hour work shifts, you're met with "arre bhai ye to kuchh nahi mai to kal 26 ghante kaam kiya!" instead of solidarity & encouragement to unionise against unfair labour practices.
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