Dirk Strider @JailedStrider
{Jailed of @siccaneous} Joined July 2013-
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>You take that shit. Like a man. Grinning, and releasing a few false pained groans, you take a breath and (cont) tl.gd/n_1rsdccp
(To be quite honest if there had been a legit fight between Jake and Dirk there wouldn't be a winner. They both know how to fight.)
on your face. >Getting on your knees, you punch at his cheek and stomach. Fucking. Tired. OF YOU.
chance to make a move. After all, you're skilled in hand to hand ass whoopin. >Continuously kick the asshole in his side, a brutal look +
>Fantastic, you've a wicked nose bleed. >You wipe your nose and swiftly kick under his feet and effectively tripping him. >Now's your +
( Praying these dorks make up after beating the shit out of each other. )
to Jake's cheek. Left hook aiming for his chest. Right at his cheek. >Back off and spit.

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