Jake Commons @JakeCommons1
Toronto Ontario Joined August 2012-
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I'm wise to your game you adorable manipulative devil. 😍
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My kitty only wants to cuddle when my partner isn't around. 😒 If she is, the cat plays us off each other and then always picks her.
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Few adults seem to value the rewards of fiction in teaching things like imagination. EMPATHY.
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So sorry to hear all the adults who got burned by *high school* lit still carry grudges. Reading more NF doesn’t make you any “smarter.”
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Not sure why but I’ve gotten in three arguments in the past few days about what has higher merit: fiction or nonfiction (???)
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ACTUALLY THIS IS A THING. THEIR FIRST DANCE AS A MARRIED COUPLE WAS A TAYLOR SWIFT SONG AND SHE SAID "NOT TODAY!"
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OH WAIT I FORGOT TO MENTION SHE GOT A COUPLE'S WEDDING VIDEO MUTED OVER A COPYRIGHT CLAIM
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This was also a thing that Taylor Swift did
-25°C WITHOUT the wind chill. Walk into Tims like "I'll have an Ice Capp" and revel in the horrified stares.
Sometimes you check pinterest at work only to find @FeministaJones has updated her kink boards and...well...damn it. There goes my focus.
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I painted this for my valentine yesterday. It's her cats + an octopus attacking the Carina Nebula.
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The Problem With @RebelWilson's “Transgendered Face” Comments at the #BAFTAs themarysue.com/rebel-wilson-t…
So apparently there are a lot of lucky partners waiting at home for their cheap ass dates.
In the same vein: my store sold out of two things today - "Wife" hallmark cards and corporate brand lube that costs less than $10.
Don't know who your partner is but they sure are lucky pal...
Some middle age dude in a suit just tried to haggle the price down for one of the last valentine's gifts in the store 10 minutes to close.
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We know where the boys are (back in town), but not their momentum (boymass x velocity), an example of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle
"Millennials aren't getting married! There must be something wrong with them" Or there's something wrong with marriage.
Like FFS the Baby Boomers are a pedantic lot aren't they?
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