Jake @JakesMachine

They/them. This is not legal advice. 🏳️‍⚧️ Joined December 2024

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Jake @JakesMachine

10 hours ago

Returning to my eating disorder because it’s the only way I feel comfortable with my body is actually really cool and I need you to respect that and say I’m pretty

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twinkmoder @twinkmoder

2 days ago

Starving yourself to look skinny is wrong. You should only starve yourself for the right reasons, such as because it’s comfortably familiar, or because it’s what you deserve

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e-mail @GRUGCEL

17 hours ago

at the end of the day my gender identity doesn’t matter because i get no hoes, i have no motion, and i have no money.

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Lupin @lupinxart

2 days ago

didn’t kill myself in september +1000 aura

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Jake @JakesMachine

2 days ago

Don’t come into my lair concocting world domination schemes

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Jake @JakesMachine

2 days ago

Jane is remover forever now :(

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Jake @JakesMachine

2 days ago

Jane Goodall is dead and the world is worse off for it. May she rest in peace.

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Jake @JakesMachine

2 days ago

There’s no way this thing plays basketball

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Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz

3 days ago

Oh hey man. We were just talking about your Flaw — the immutable thing you’re only vaguely aware of that makes you unworthy of true love. Anyway what’s new

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Jake @JakesMachine

2 days ago

It’s bag a boyfriend October

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Jake @JakesMachine

2 days ago

October is my fucking month. October is the month that everything changed. October will save me

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Me: It’s not my job to educate you. I’m not going to waste my time looking up sources and sharing resources with you when I know you’re operating in bad faith 7 year old cousin asking for help with his math homework: 🥺

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via (spooky edition) @atrophicbtrfly

3 days ago

kitten, daddy is growing very tired of day to day tasks and the monotony of being alive and daddy may end it

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Jake @JakesMachine

3 days ago

Do you think if someone dressed like this got sent back to medieval times they would be seen like an alien or like a weirdo?

sog @_sogz

3 days ago

Do you think if someone dressed like this got sent back to medieval times they would be seen like an alien or like a weirdo?

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Jake @JakesMachine

3 days ago

I’ve been noticing a lot of Patterns lately. I’m just going to ignore them, they should just go away

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Tea ☕️ @SSSmallTea

3 days ago

working thru religious trauma is cool and all, but i do kinda miss how it used to feel wrong to be attracted to the same gender. the shame kinda made it hotter in some ways