Jme_kng @Jameth_core

Loves it Joined December 2014

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Ricky Gervais @rickygervais

3 years ago

Are all the officials French?

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three coffees and a nap guy @AynRandy

5 years ago

if you're bored you can simply close your eyes and rotate a cow in your mind. it's free and the cops can't stop you

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Agent Krasnov @TonaldDrump45an

5 years ago

Hi there, I'm new to Twitter and looking to make new friends.

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Jme_kng @Jameth_core

5 years ago

It’s already 2021 in New Zealand, yet another reason I want to live there...

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5 years ago

Mince pies are fucking grim mate

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5 years ago

Last night my girlfriend sung the entirety of bohemian rhapsody using my willy as a microphone Never been so turned on

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5 years ago

The worst part about being late for work is thinking of what excuse your gonna use FULLY knowing they aren’t going to believe you anyway

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6 years ago

So the Mrs started throwing up and hour ago It’s currently 11pm and she’s passed out because she downed 2 bottles of wine in an hour I’m so proud

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Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter

6 years ago

Some sports are slower. More about the strategy.

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Jme_kng @Jameth_core

6 years ago

I’m convinced prince Philip has been dead for ages and some actor is just wearing him like some kind of skin suit

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We are investigating indications that the recent hacking rumors were spread by a paid commercial smear campaign to harm Houseparty. We are offering a $1,000,000 bounty for the first individual to provide proof of such a campaign to [email protected].

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Owen Williams 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @OwsWills

6 years ago

these four tweets have made my day and it’s only 8.06am

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Jme_kng @Jameth_core

6 years ago

So my Mrs found my porn history and won’t stop slut shaming me

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6 years ago

“I have a girlfriend” four simple words spoken on a night out that separate the men from the boys

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6 years ago

if your girlfriend says she wants nothing from Mcdonalds it mean she wants 9 chicken nuggets and a large chocolate milkshake

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6 years ago

Can’t believe I convinced @jordswoodward that I climbed Mount Everest at the age of 4...

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6 years ago

currently watching come dine with me pairing up socks. I AM ADULT ?

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Preece @charlie_preece

6 years ago

Was just “changing a tune” that a lorry driver was doing when he ploughed through the back of a car and wiped out a family...go on your phone when you’re driving you’re a cunt simple as

Ryan Baxter @RBaxterx

6 years ago

Was just “changing a tune” that a lorry driver was doing when he ploughed through the back of a car and wiped out a family...go on your phone when you’re driving you’re a cunt simple as