Jason Conrey @JasonConrey

The Devil’s, Devil’s Advocate. Austin, TX Joined March 2009

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Jason Conrey @JasonConrey

11 months ago

The first candidate who says they’re getting rid of the USPS, is getting my vote.

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Jason Conrey @JasonConrey

12 months ago

Incel? How about you quit jerking off to comic book porn, and calling other men “Chads” because they know how to make themselves look good, and go buy a cutie a drink?

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Jason Conrey @JasonConrey

12 months ago

Morning Tip: You don’t have to brush all of your teeth, just the ones you want to keep.

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Am I the only one that doesn’t give af who others vote for? Frankly, I find it a little bit pompous and borderline arrogant that people think we actually care who they vote for, and feel like they’re important enough that they have to let everyone know. Doug, the fry cook from…

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Jason Conrey @JasonConrey

12 months ago

“Midlife crisis? No, I’m just crazy. But nothing about my life is mid.”

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Jason Conrey @JasonConrey

12 months ago

I’m feeing like doing some crime; anyone wanna plan a heist with me? Or maybe just go toilet paper someone’s house?

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Jason Conrey @JasonConrey

12 months ago

Y’all!! My frand did a big thing!!!

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12 months ago

Y’all!! My frand did a big thing!!!

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Jason Conrey @JasonConrey

12 months ago

If it isn’t true, if I were him and the university, I would sue 247 for every penny they have. If this is false news, they should be done as a news outlet.

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Jason Conrey @JasonConrey

12 months ago

Most of y’all arguing about politics have a crayon level understanding of how things work anyway.

Tony P. @Tbone7219

12 months ago

Most of y’all arguing about politics have a crayon level understanding of how things work anyway.

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Jason Conrey @JasonConrey

12 months ago

So… if you use a runner app to get your groceries, and you tell them you want 4 bananas, you might end up with 4 bunches of bananas, which is toooooo many, and problematic given I live alone. TL;DR: anyone have a fire banana bread recipe?

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Jason Conrey @JasonConrey

12 months ago

Say less: 8675309

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12 months ago

Say less: 8675309

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Jason Conrey @JasonConrey

12 months ago

I embrace being single, but every time I watch Chef and he cooks for her, I’m like, “Type shit! I need that in my life.” …but then I realize they weren’t dating, she’s just filling a space on his roster.

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Jason Conrey @JasonConrey

12 months ago

It could be us, doing all the cute Fall stuff; pumpkin patches and corn mazes, hot boozy cider, fuzzy socks. All of it. But it’s gonna be 85° and sunny in Austin, so I’m putting the boat in the water and wakesurfing. …and, well, you don’t exist.