Jason Straley @JasonStraley
Joined June 2011-
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I get all my best pick-up lines from "To Catch a Predator."
That awkward moment when chris brown lifts his hands to scratch his head and everybody flinches
If you ever get caught sleeping in school,slowly raise your head and say "In jesus name amen"
The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil
Most men born in the 1800's would roll over in their grave if they saw how much we allow women to talk nowadays.
Had that dream again last night where the GEICO lizard makes me hold his legs down while he does sit-ups.
Apple have put on hold plans to release a new iPod designed for children to use. Apparently "iTouch Kids" wasn't an ideal product name.
At the pet store watching two dogs fight... Feeling like mike vick
for some reason all my girlfriends think i'm cheating on them
I'm so glad McDonald's doesn't sell hot dogs. I just don't think I could order a "McWeiner" with a straight face!
I have a button on my microwave that says "stop time". I assume it means the timer but I don't touch it, just in case
ida liked to play hangman back when it came out in the 1800s. ppl took that game seriously cause if u lost.... u died....
Complaining about gas prices? Seriously, take a look at the Starbucks in your hand and that designer purse you have....
If guns kill ppl, then cars make ppl drive drunk, pencils misspell words, & spoons make u fat.
The waiter at the Mexican restaurant called me “Amigo”. Am I in a gang now?
So ur telling me it took all these years and some ppl still beleive wrestlings real...... Yea i see a great future for this country
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