Jedimasterbator @Jedimasterbator
Now EXTRA absorbent!!! Edmonton, Alberta Joined October 2010-
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This is exactly how I’d run Twitter if I was 12
Nine hours a day, everyday, for the last eighteen months, I have been hitting the broadside of a barn. #TurningPro
***ATTENTION MSM*** Re: ‘agency,’ as in, “This case is moving along fast. They’ve been working on it with great agency.” Recently the word, ‘agency’ has been tossed around by the MSM more than a family picnic frisbee. Lovely presenters, please calm down. Thank you. 🍷 #word
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All these kids of pro players I grew up watching doing wild stuff.
All these kids of pro players I grew up watching doing wild stuff.
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A map of human motivations, grouped into five categories of adaptive problems. researchgate.net/publication/36…
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Whole Foods. Whole Foods who? You have to pay this money.
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No one is better at ignoring crime in Ohio than Groomer @Jim_Jordan! #GroomerGym #GymJordan
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The demonstrations continue across #Israel -- yet Bibi #Netanyahu insisted this morning that Israelis support his plans for removing the independence of the nation's Supreme Court and back his politics. nbc.com/meet-the-press…
The demonstrations continue across #Israel -- yet Bibi #Netanyahu insisted this morning that Israelis support his plans for removing the independence of the nation's Supreme Court and back his politics. nbc.com/meet-the-press…
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George Santos is such a pussy ass bitch he turns off comments on his tweets making fun of peoples’ looks 💁♀️
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The "rally possum" living at Oakland Coliseum made an appearance in the booth during A's-Angels on Opening Day. Teams have been unable to use the booth since, the Mets' broadcast team says:
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