Jeebus Krisp @JeebusKrispy
Proud born again virgin. The nonbinary songbird of my generation. Recovering Andrew Garfield stan. Seattle, WA Joined November 2016-
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Actually, Sigourney Weaver was the name of the person who created the alien; the alien's name is never mentioned in the book
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Currently feeling some kinda way that makes me wanna savor every moment slowly
You think Wonder Woman ever used the Lasso of Truth while she was on patrol with the IDF? That would be pretty epic
Smite players be like "yeah bro, it totally starts to be fun around minute 18 bro. Its fucking awesome bro"
James Cameron really finished Titanic and thought "man, people really liked that I put tiddies in that one scene. What if I made a movie that had them in every scene" and then proceeded to spend the next 10 years working on Avatar
Happy National Drunk Driver Awareness Day! Be sure to send some love to the special booze cruiser in your life today
I think the coolest thing about Louis Theroux is that he manages to make his height (6'2") a critical element of each documentary he releases.
Ed Sheeran? More like Ed I Ran to get tickets to see him in concert. He's a once in a generation talent.
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What will YOU do with your bucket of rats ?
You typed "virtual team meeting" Did you mean to type "super special dissociative social media time"?
Not every joke is a winner. Take you, for instance
You want to talk about nepotism babies? Luke Skywalker is literally Anakin Skywalker's son 🙄
Glass Onion was okay, but I have a hard time believing a detective could solve a mystery without putting on eyeliner and listening to Nirvana in the rain
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Taco Bell should serve margaritas
If you really think about it, being closeted is the gayest thing you can do. Being alone in a tight space with only a man there? Sus
I been hacked all my trumps gone. this just sold please help me
Tweeting "Making big moves..." during a moment of intense post nut clarity
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