Jack Norgate @Jerkyparrot
Hero, warrior and master of the mystic arts. And also toast. Woking, Surrey UK Joined March 2009-
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Decided I'm going to go and hide in the woods until this whole economy thing blows over. Bears had the right idea.
I can order Indian take-away with PayPal now? Uh-oh...
Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these monkey-fighting GHOSTS in this monday to friday GAME! goo.gl/RuUk #darksouls
Stalin had webbed toes on his left foot.
Hmm, I think the problem with my Minecraft city project is that I haven't been thinking big enough...
The only thing worse than stubbing your toe is stubbing the same toe twice in the same morning.
Hooray, one of those mornings where I hope the trains aren't as messed up as they were last night.
On a less sarcastic note: last night's doctor who = absolutely amazing!
How I like to relax: standing on a chair, scrubbing mould off my bathroom roof until I pass out from the fumes. Good old lazy Sundays.
Having said that, the highlight of last year was crashing a car into a telegraph pole, so there's a lot of room for improvement.
When I was about twelve years old, my parents told me to prepare to start getting less excited about my birthday...
"Writing a book is like washing an elephant: no good place to begin or end & it's hard to keep track of what you've already covered." Anon
How like an accountant not to be able to add two and two.
Man, this guy really can't take a hint. Maybe we should make a giant neon sign...
Haven't smiled so much on my way to work in ages. I hope someone relocates them somewhere more suitable.
What are two mallard ducks doing standing perfectly calmly in the middle of the pavement of a busy London street in EC4?
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