Jerry Seinfeld @JerrySeinfeld
The Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee Book is available now! bit.ly/ComediansInCar… New York, NY Joined July 2011-
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This week’s #GQHYPE: Jerry Seinfeld could do anything with his time and talent, so why did he direct a movie about Pop-Tarts? 🔗: gq.mn/B1SJU0O
Meghan Trainor, Jimmy Fallon, Mark Ronson and Andrew Wyatt have a treat for you: "Sweet Morning Heat", an original song for the upcoming film UNFROSTED. Out now! netflixmusic.ffm.to/sweetmorninghe…
Here we go! Unfrosted on May 3rd. Let’s light this candle!
My friend, comedian @markschiff, has written a very funny book called ‘Why Not? Lessons on Comedy, Courage and Chutzpah.’ It's the closest thing you can get to hearing Mark tell hilarious stories, which is one of my favorite things to do. amazon.com/Why-Not-Lesson…
A web experiment that became a television show, and now it’s in print. The Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Book is now available. bit.ly/ComediansInCar…
Do you prefer toasted or untoasted? Frosted or “UNFROSTED”? Coming to @netflix: @melissamccarthy @JimGaffigan @amyschumer #hughgrant #jamesmarsden #jackmcbrayer @ThomasLennon @tasteofadrian @bibbymoynihan #maxgreenfield @ChristianSlater @sarahcpr deadline.com/2022/06/meliss…
We will not sugarcoat the truth. “UNFROSTED” coming to Netflix. @melissamccarthy @JimGaffigan @amyschumer #hughgrant #jamesmarsden #jackmcbrayer @ThomasLennon @tasteofadrian @bibbymoynihan #maxgreenfield @ChristianSlater @sarahcpr
Liz was always the sweetest, nicest TV mom a son could wish for. Every time she came on our show it was the coziest feeling for me. So lucky to have known her.
I love these two guys. They’re so busy and that they were able to grab a quick coffee with me is the biggest deal I could ever imagine. Thanks to Paul Kaminski, Dan Mora and everyone at DC, the greatest comic book brand, for this incomparable experience. screenrant.com/jerry-seinfeld…
Here’s @SpikeFeresten and me meeting the Porsche guys who really make it happen. apple.co/3wVN439
Once again, the amazing @jessseinfeld is making your mouth a better place to live. And, yes I am eating like this now At Times. wsj.com/articles/jessi…
“Seinfeld “ - Netflix Day! All 180 episodes available everywhere. For 32 years, me, Ted Sarandos and Reed Hastings envisioned this moment. LEGO jumped in at the last second. Let the Worlds Collide!
.@garykeithron Cohen with the ‘Sea Dog’ reference in the 4th. Stunning!
Vacation’s over. Back to work. Track of the day: “Street Life” by Randy Crawford open.spotify.com/track/4CWUGKyU…
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6/ Holy smokes a Zoom call with @JerrySeinfeld AND @iamcolinquinn?? I can't even imagine the hijinx -- and all money goes to build specially-designed homes for severely wounded veterans of Iraq and Afghanistan. ebay.com/itm/2840710724…
Is there a correlation between this resurgence in Queens and @JerrySeinfeld’s amazing sidearm ceremonial 1st pitch? 🤔 cc @Mets @LanceUlanoff @MLB #Mets
The Mets went from 2nd-worst record in the NL to a tie for the 2nd Wild Card spot in 4 weeks.
Wise words from @JerrySeinfeld #AdobeSymp
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@BrianJColombo @JerrySeinfeld Yeah, I'm definitely not on his radar.