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If you can’t handle me at my Lorem Ipsum, you don’t deserve me at my dolor sit amet . She/Her carlasadornil.com Brooklyn, NY Joined February 2020-
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I don’t get this meme, I turned black just by looking at the eclipse 2 seconds. The issue is not my retinas
After not having sex for this long, I am considering becoming gay. So I don’t have to have sex but with overalls
If you believe in Jesus, you also might be rehired at SNL. Just saying, looks like a small price to pay
True Detective S5 by Clifford the red dog
Our physical experience is flat, or whatever Rust puts out
heard a homeless guy screaming in the subway: “I want a car with a car seat, and a car window”. And I am never going to come up with something so funny
If Travis Kelce would only eat me out, I would also let him date me, even if his brain is scrambled eggs.
Every time I meet another Spaniard in NYC me: yeah, but do you even know La Zowi? No, yeah, you not a Spaniard
This is my male demographic basically:
This is my male demographic basically:
Some guys just hate their moms, and want to fuck their dads. That’s the reverse Oedipus complex
Why would they put puke in bread? I don’t get it
No, they get sprayed with Acid reflex, that’s why I puke every time I eat bread here in the US
Somebody told me Wheat in the US gets sprayed with Hyaluronic Acid, and I was like, wait, but that’s good for your self-love and wrinkles
Upping a major depressing episode to hit my weight goals
My exhusband dating the most mid person possible. Like the bar is so low, it doesn’t even inspite me to work out at the gym
My exhusband dating the most mid person possible. Like the bar is so low, it doesn’t even inspite me to work out at the gym
I need a one penis
MLKUltra, an MKUltra were they dose people with LSD to show them all about civil rights
Hot College educated girl with a dark failed heterosexual past: “We are only fucking if I cum making the intro to Taylor’s songs and you know the names” Lesbian:
Hot College educated girl with a dark failed heterosexual past: “We are only fucking if I cum making the intro to Taylor’s songs and you know the names” Lesbian:
Drake is a 30Rock joke of my exhusband. There’s no other explanation for those lyrics
clay ⛷️ @hanfjob
45K Followers 2K Following one time i fell onto the subway tracks email me for whatever [email protected]
Criag @craigpsutton
3K Followers 2K Following I like dumb things. Comedian, sketch, improv, & game designer. Check out my sketches and stand-up: https://t.co/SdPJmMpBwz
chrisiscosey @bored2die
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Dan Wickes @dan_wickes
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Alfian @Alfian7569
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FashionYou @Xing40880464403
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DAWKINS DAILY..🏆MA.. @donfayena123
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KatheleenLaorange @KatheleenL54718
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Thee MVP is so import.. @SpeakerMentors
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Karin Coetzer @KarinCoetz94876
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jen lewis @jenduhh06
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Jason Lucas @jasonlucas929
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SeniorSwiftie13 @SeniorSwiftie13
1K Followers 3K Following OG Swiftie | Dog 🫶er | 🫶er of Sarcasm | No Fav Albm-Listen by Mood | Had 2 sell ERAS LV tix cuz I broke ankle 😭 | Niners & Chiefs Fanatic 🏈 |#SeniorSwiftie
Jane Doe @doe_scummusk
76 Followers 727 Following Trying to live after a 15 year marriage to a narcissistic husband.
Gisela Ayala @GiselaAyala3737
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cowboy37 @cowboy3905
134 Followers 982 Following I love to read cook watching tv family shopping loving my cat rocky and just chil
Jessica Deona Everett @Jessica37936746
195 Followers 3K Following hi my name is Jessica i have C.P. i been in a wheelchair all my life ROLL TIDE ROLL i love the jonas brothers forever Jonas Fans Since 2005
ellie @ellie08702659
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Jarb @Jarb95411
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kosta_greene @Thekosta_gren
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Michael Murray @Michael93385663
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RealityCheck🪁🪁 @HumanOpinion
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Lynn Hobbs @Fuzzypants16
379 Followers 5K Following Retired, worked for USA government nonprofit. Fuzzypants is my cat 🙀 and 16 the day I was born. I vote blue.
Ashleigh Rees @ashkcchiefs
5 Followers 159 Following
Teresa Wood @TeresaWood4434
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Deanie Terminie-Ros @DTerminieRos
152 Followers 2K Following Mom of two boys and loving every minute of it!
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Sam 🐼 @roosterboostee
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Marnia @Terekit189617
10 Followers 2K Following For good-looking clothes and worthy people, you have to work hard.
Scauldinho @scauldinho
229 Followers 624 Following
slurpieeeee @slurpadurp_
184 Followers 312 Following 📍 philadelphia//lego designer//tiramisu enthusiast
Zoe 💤 @m3_Zoe
56 Followers 2K Following Do all lovers feel like they're inventing something? 💫 She/Her
Amber Francis @Amber_wmFrancis
6 Followers 258 Following Gathеrеd on thе sitе of girls from all US statеs 😜 Thеy arе rеady to mееt Somе havе nakеd profilе photos! Watching this https://t.co/s4ZAzZM47l
Joyce Saunders @JoyceSaund74430
166 Followers 757 Following
🇦🇷Sam Bright #A.. @itsssbreezy
556 Followers 2K Following I somehow get paid to teach kids science in New York City. #AVFC #NewYorkVillans #blacklivesmatter GK @topbinssquarefc
Grim Bones @crimenpunishman
321 Followers 677 Following expiring bon vivant. Talking on and editing for @pnacpod and Cold War Cinema. bass in the band Safer At Nite. Mod of the @e1podcast wiki. I'm 7' 5" 140 lbs
ubiq @ubiqunity
497 Followers 698 Following
Strategy Genius @Strangelands3
129 Followers 852 Following Banner by Heba Zagout, a Palestinian artist and educator, who was killed in an Israeli air strike on Gaza 🇵🇸
map changer @arnonaut
454 Followers 4K Following Look for the material conditions. You will always find people who are ignoring the material conditions.
Kalaignar Enjoyer @Hotzendork
64 Followers 258 Following Struggling grad student who writes about Indian politics
Commanders Enthusiast.. @mikey__football
2K Followers 4K Following I exploit my own labor, Son, Brother, Uncle, Nephew, Socialist, Washington Commanders, Orioles, Wizards, Terps and Caps fan
Anna Krauthamer @AnnaKrauthamer
5K Followers 3K Following phd candidate in English @Columbia; late 20th and 21st c literature and culture; writing in boston review, la review of books, avidly, public books
clay ⛷️ @hanfjob
45K Followers 2K Following one time i fell onto the subway tracks email me for whatever [email protected]
Dan Wickes @dan_wickes
12K Followers 3K Following NYC standup. Winner of the 2021 Coney Island Comedy Festival. See me at House Party Cafe every Saturday at 9 (tix in linktree). he/him
🇦🇷Sam Bright #A.. @itsssbreezy
556 Followers 2K Following I somehow get paid to teach kids science in New York City. #AVFC #NewYorkVillans #blacklivesmatter GK @topbinssquarefc
Jesse Richards @Jay___are
9 Followers 40 Following Im a 17yr old boy really easy going into heaps of screamo and techno i have a thing for music i listen to it pies are yum (:
Commanders Enthusiast.. @mikey__football
2K Followers 4K Following I exploit my own labor, Son, Brother, Uncle, Nephew, Socialist, Washington Commanders, Orioles, Wizards, Terps and Caps fan
Kalaignar Enjoyer @Hotzendork
64 Followers 258 Following Struggling grad student who writes about Indian politics
Strategy Genius @Strangelands3
129 Followers 852 Following Banner by Heba Zagout, a Palestinian artist and educator, who was killed in an Israeli air strike on Gaza 🇵🇸
map changer @arnonaut
454 Followers 4K Following Look for the material conditions. You will always find people who are ignoring the material conditions.
ubiq @ubiqunity
497 Followers 698 Following
Grim Bones @crimenpunishman
321 Followers 677 Following expiring bon vivant. Talking on and editing for @pnacpod and Cold War Cinema. bass in the band Safer At Nite. Mod of the @e1podcast wiki. I'm 7' 5" 140 lbs
Mi’sen❣️ @misen__
1K Followers 1K Following genially mad meditation autist • culinary romantic • internet flâneur • 📷 @phototwetes • 🧈 https://t.co/j1SWEqEk2o
fish string @nudibrain
66 Followers 382 Following
Tara(ahhhhhhhhh) @Tmoney007007
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Joe The Show @bonapartedense
30 Followers 50 Following
😽🧚🫀🐛🦋�.. @saintzanna
347 Followers 375 Following
John ⚡💫 🛸💥.. @coolgoofball
695 Followers 498 Following @wayofthedodo RIP 🥂 A fucking hunk. Complaining. Skating. GIF nerd. Real goofball.
Gage Tourond @GageTourond
14 Followers 116 Following It's like my Instagram but without as many pictures and more words n' stuff. I'm 99% scalp.
B&S @_B___S
635K Followers 49K Following Daily videos to make your day a little better. 𝕏 😌🐶 𝕏 ©All rights belong to their respective owners.
cat with confusing au.. @Cat_Auras
2.3M Followers 33 Following Even cat can confuse “us”. | dm for credit or removal
Color of the Year @colorofthe_year
151 Followers 168 Following A conceptual rock band, the concept is we're a rock band! Hippie Summer Camp: https://t.co/kMio9HoEDM
𝕮hizzo𝟜𝕽izzo.. @Chizzo4Rizzo
458 Followers 2K Following They call me Chizzle, cuz I'm harder than rocks. he/him : dem/dey
Altitude/Azimuth @DogenPunished
216 Followers 2K Following Coming, going, the waterbirds don't leave a trace don't follow a path. A body is (still) defined only by a longitude and a latitude
danny @hotsaucedrinker
700 Followers 2K Following Former sports radio host at UMKC K-Roo Radio - Civil Engineer
dee 3: requiem for a .. @deedotyou
2K Followers 3K Following write, draw, sculpt, act, edit, speak (sometimes) ; Blm ; he/they ;D 🏳️🌈 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩🇾🇪🇱🇧 https://t.co/a2j9Mf57fo
bana @2fixup
51 Followers 72 Following i am an anime girl figurine and life just keeps cumming in my jar
girl @gxrlio
374 Followers 312 Following
Lillian @CourtJesterLil
561 Followers 1K Following #1 terf destroyer #1 dallas stars fan #1 most autistic girl at work
Avi @zoomercide
331 Followers 912 Following washed up. suspended at 8k. poli sci. guitar. 24. everything is satire. art: @havakiri
Rude @RudeXYguy
1K Followers 2K Following So what!? I like to make low quality low effort memes on my phone. Tweets in 🇺🇸🇩🇪🏳️🌈 I don't claim to be conservative just not woke™
jonas🍊 @dooplissssss
615 Followers 324 Following paper mario, gambling, retro gaming, shockjock radio
Princessa is probably a Penelope Cruz/Cate Blanchett figure to other manuls
Me, every time I see the Barry Lyndon/A Lot edit on here:
Mucho beef con cookin soul we back to gansta muuuuu para todas las vacas
bet he's never held a power tool in his life. poser.
This video is from 2012 but did anyone find out where it came from?
We know you want to listen to the music that our Ballon d'Or winner listens to before matches on @Spotify... 👀🔥
Keep laughing at this imagining that Buffalo is some sort of secret utopia that no one has ever heard of
I think a Pursuit of Happiness type movie about a guy who badly wants to buy the latex fart cube so he overcomes all the odds and becomes an investment banker would be inspiring and beautiful
Monday morning emergency leadership meeting with the Senior Director of Marketing at Temu who was supposed to wire $8M for 1 Super Bowl ad and accidentally wired $80M for 10 Super Bowl ads:
it would be awesome if this comes out and it’s like a grosser Farrelly Brothers movie. just tons of scenes of guys tricking each other into eating cum and diarrhea gags
Taylor Swift plans to make her feature directorial debut after her tour ends. (puck.news/ryan-cooglers-…)
me saying my final words in my deathbed surrounded by my loved ones: “░M░Y░ ░H░O░T░ ░P░A░G░E░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░”
I appreciate you smashing beer bottles where my children play outside
Dakota Johnson says "it’s really f*cking bleak in this industry. It is majorly disheartening." “The people who run streaming platforms don’t trust creative people or artists to know what’s going to work, and that is just going to make us implode. It’s really heartbreaking. It’s…
I listened to “Midnights” today and you could not have told me that a full grown 34 year old woman made that album. That lady is still making music that would make her and Olivia Rodrigo seem like peers. It makes young white girls feel seen, and older white women feel remembered.
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