Jesse Pupman* @JesseP_nerd

Ceo of Vodka !!NSFW follows ect!! 🔞 Joined November 2022

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Jesse Pupman* @JesseP_nerd

55 minutes ago

Haven't eaten or drank at all today AND a headache for NO REASON Could today get any worse?

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Jesse Pupman* @JesseP_nerd

15 hours ago

Crazy how literally all of puppy's problems go away when it haves someone to cuddle

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Jesse Pupman* @JesseP_nerd

16 hours ago

To help with my sleeping issues, I gave myself a bedtime tonight. And one day I'll start following it 😂😂🤣 #relatable #funny #joke

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if i owned a resturant i would put an item on called "sex" and every ad would be "SEX IS BACK ON THE MENU" which i think would be an amazing marketing decision and i would become very ritch and i would high five every customer personally and have lots of friends and many sex time

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Jesse Pupman* @JesseP_nerd

21 hours ago

steam should like keep the game you uninstall, installed for a day or 2 incase it was a spur of the moment action and you want it back NOW

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Jesse Pupman* @JesseP_nerd

a day ago

So, hypothetically, if someone had accidently given themselves like an association/conditioned themselves (idk the proper term) how would they go about removing said thing?

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Jesse Pupman* @JesseP_nerd

2 days ago

How come everyone related to mosstwt (except me) is into piss?? 🤔 💭 #noticing

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Jesse Pupman* @JesseP_nerd

4 days ago

ninight twitter sleepy amd happy guna have a nice dream i hope night, love oyu all <3

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Jesse Pupman* @JesseP_nerd

4 days ago

cureerntly thinknig about girlls pissing #boner

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Jesse Pupman* @JesseP_nerd

4 days ago

many of you would like to be in this situation

Muffin 🇨🇿🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇩🇦🇲 @CatReviewer

4 days ago

many of you would like to be in this situation

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Jesse Pupman* @JesseP_nerd

4 days ago

tonight wasa a great night for vodaka onhestly

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Jesse Pupman* @JesseP_nerd

4 days ago

if you not fucking me, i can only assume you are fucking someone else. and thats ok. cool even. hey i-uh i know this might seem a bit weird but could i like maybe watch next time?

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Jesse Pupman* @JesseP_nerd

4 days ago

Heartwarming: wolf has been left alone with its plushies

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Jesse Pupman* @JesseP_nerd

4 days ago

I don't know why but I started to have a dream of a giant fucking tennis ball instead of getting up for work

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Jesse Pupman* @JesseP_nerd

5 days ago

Call me a fly the way you should hit me with those zapper thingys

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Jesse Pupman* @JesseP_nerd

5 days ago

Call me a bedbug the way I'll sneak into your bed and bite you

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Jesse Pupman* @JesseP_nerd

5 days ago

whilst puppy may not have a woman to cuddle, it does have bacon treats so whos REALLY winning?

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Jesse Pupman* @JesseP_nerd

5 days ago

Puppy is sooo cold. if only women were real so it could be held in a loving, warm embrace

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Jesse Pupman* @JesseP_nerd

6 days ago

Wolf found a way to make it feel like someone is touching its head/neck and the sounds + movements it produces are unfathomable for a being of my stature