Not Hunter Biden’s Burner Account (Parody) @Jesus_Eagle1776
Medical tyrant Joined August 2014-
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The Philadelphia Phillies
Man sounds like a restaurant manager
In my hometown the only book that schools banned was “The Spread Offense: A Guide For The Future Of Football” because they were afraid that young children would start believing in flash in the pan razzle dazzle voodoo magic instead of running the damn ball
“It’s… third… down” Me:
Keep an eye on Tucker Carlson. He played QB at Mater Dei. He started all 4 years. In 2007 threw for 5600 yards and 43 touchdowns. He was Californias Gatorade player of the year. Pete Carrol tried very hard to get him to USC. Seahawks have 2 picks in the 5th round…
Get a hold of yourself
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens bit.ly/3ngtz4C
At an Oscar's after party, Brando challenged Paul Newman to and egg eating contest due to Newman starring in a film where he eats 50 eggs. Newman said no, but Brando had dozens of eggs brought to the party and ate 51, the entire time calling Newman a coward and a fraud
Marlon Brando was a titanic glutton with consumption habits that strike fear into the hearts of ordinary men. His binge eating was a torment to those he worked with and he displayed truly bizarre behavior in attempt to satisfy his endless hunger *Thread*
“Titanic Glutton” has got to be the meanest way to call someone fat
“Titanic Glutton” has got to be the meanest way to call someone fat
this u?
Asking everyone in the elevator if they think post Malone is happy
Josh Johnson getting told to get in there
Unimpressed
At times, the joy that life attacks me with is unbearable and leads to gasping hysterical laughter. I find myself completely out of control and wonder how could life could surprise me again and again and again, so completely. How could a man be a cynic? It is a sin.
Drinking a bottle of nyquil on christmas eve so i can be visited by 3 ghosts like scrooge
Relaxing saturday, scrolling instagram on hashtag peter griffin
Lyn Liechti @LiechtiLyn19978
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DownhillFast @Whitneys316
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Sandra French @SandraF121294
519 Followers 2K Following Southern California Native, St. Louis, MO - Sacramento, CA ..... still in St. Louis 🤪zz...................did not plan this lol
𝖅𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖞 .. @Zestylilatheist
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juliet @jullista
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Brian Anthony Taylor @Briant5332
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Penelope Pureblood @hulabird
884 Followers 1K Following Not Republican UltraMegaMAGA Great King Trump Patriot. If you're here for sugar-sprinkled, honey-dripped words ... wrong place. #AmericaFirst #AntiCommunist
Mike Pagano @MikePagano8
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Anthony Wilson @ACWilson1213
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justjking @justjking1
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Potato Chip @PotatoChipTa
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sister fister @sisterfisteryo
146 Followers 371 Following #paynoattentiontothemanbehindthecurtain Mortgage Adjustment Futures Opportunities Specialist at H&R Block 1998 salesmen of the millennia #letgoofme
JACKSON @jackson40714596
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Malachi Whitener-Caso.. @MalachiWhitener
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Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202
65K Followers 3K Following "The Republican and Democratic parties, or, to be more exact, the Republican-Democratic party, represent the capitalist class in the class struggle." - E V Debs
Rob Perez @WorldWideWob
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Gabriel Fernández @gabfeco1304
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Dean 🧢 @daklein99
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Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly
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NBC Sports Philadelph.. @NBCSPhilly
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Bleeding Green Nation @BleedingGreen
152K Followers 276 Following Philadelphia Eagles blog. Manager: @BrandonGowton. Podcast: @BGN_Radio. Facebook: https://t.co/xfM7jdsx3H….
Sixers Nation @PHLSixersNation
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Adam Smith @SmittyBarstool
189K Followers 2K Following @BarstoolSports @barstoolphilly @pickscentral @stoolgambling @crackingaaces
EROCK @EROCK_Eagles
43K Followers 8K Following Eagles season ticket holder. Proudly representing sec 225. Tailgate DJ. If I’m not at the Linc Im at the beach. IG: EROCK_eagles.
Danny Gray @dannymgray
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Haason 7 Reddick (blu.. @Haason7Reddick
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ricky bottalico @rickybottalico
44K Followers 680 Following One-third of the Best Show Ever on 97.5 The Fanatic. NBC Sports Philadelphia Phillies Baseball analyst. Retweets are not an endorsement.
Barstool Poker: Crack.. @CrackingAAces
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RenewableEnergyWorld @REWorld
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Culture Critic @Culture_Crit
1.3M Followers 997 Following Tradition is not the worship of ashes, but the preservation of fire.
Saquon Barkley @saquon
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Skeletons posting �.. @SkeletonPosts
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Flyers Nation @FlyersNation
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Alex Jones @RealAlexJones
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Larry Lawton @LawrenceRLawton
16K Followers 1K Following Criminal Justice and #PrisonReform Advocate | Founder of The Reality Check Program | Author of #GangsterRedemption | Youtube Influencer
Kirk Minihane @kirkmin
123K Followers 492 Following Podcast Jesus. Barstool. Trivia King. Train Enthusiast. Champion miniature golfer. Noble Failure. Solved a murder.* @kirkminshow @thecasepodcast
Jerry After Dark @JerryAfterDark
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NATURE IS BRUTAL @TheBrutalNature
533K Followers 10 Following WARNING 🔞 - Insane Photos And Videos That Reveal The Brutal Side Of Nature.
Mike Recine @mikerecine
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Tom McCarthy @TMacPhils
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Eagles Nation @PHLEaglesNation
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Saint Anne @AnneMcCarthy
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Jalen Carter @breadmanjalen
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Clint Eastwood Offici.. @RealTheClint
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Helen Gym @HelenGymPHL
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Jason Kelce @JasonKelce
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Collie Tyrrell @columtyrrell
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Doug Wanoy @festive2018
21K Followers 237 Following Some of the opinions of Doug are a combination of many people I don’t agree entirely with.
TUGSA @TUGSA_6290
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Pat Bev Pod @PatBevPod
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GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15 @giveitupfor15
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Taylor Lewan @TaylorLewan77
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Jim Amendments III @jimamendments
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“Do you want students to die of dehydration?” Um, I don’t provide water to my own youth football players. I sure as hell am not going to provide any to Hamas glampers
Yesterday, a young guy asked me if I was "pro-Palestine." I said yes. He then went on a racist rant about how Muslims deserve to be killed for what they did to Israel. That's harrassment and a call for violence. Do I get to shut down every pro-Israel gathering in America now?
Its Tuesday, you're either slinging dick or sucking dick......Pick a Flag....Confucius!!!!
Tampa Bay Rays Skateboarding Ray You Have to Stop. You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. They’ll Kill You
This might be the greatest logo ever I’m begging for them to release an alternate hat with it lmao
Man this is a preposterous division lmao
NFC North matchups will be must-see TV 🍿 Which core is the best?
LMAOOOOO. "UGA is complicit in genocide" Yeah, it happens every Saturday in the fall.
As police were breaking up the anti-Israel protest at UGA, one person is pulled down by his hoodie, enraging other protesters:
every time the phillies play the angels
Source: BREAKING NEWS #CTESPN Hearing a big name WR trade to the Steelers is close to done
Did you know Penne Alla Vodka is an east coast thing?
I spilt iced coffee on my dog and the stain won’t come out
Your move @Jerrythekid21
Man smashes world record by hugging thousands of trees in Alabama national forest trib.al/ionlfLU
to make $100k you can become a doctor in Europe, or become a fast food manager in the US
An expat intends to move back someday
still don’t get how an “expat” is different from an immigrant
it’s insane how you can still see his heaving knockers in that billowing mumu
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Howie Roseman brought the entire staff down to show how many people were involved in this process:
If the Eagles don’t sign Frank Gore Jr., all of this was for nothing.
Like father, like son Jeremiah Trotter Jr is a Philadelphia Eagle 👏
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