Jew Canoe @Jew_feesh
saint flamingo, U.S. Joined December 2012-
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"i call the turkeys dick" "no its mine! you got it last year" pipe down boys this turkey has a big huge dick theres plenty for both of you
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When you're high af at Thanksgiving but trying to be lowkey
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my friend nasdaq_oscar says they just let all the pardoned turkeys run around the white house and shit on the carpet. disgrace to the office
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autoerotic asphyxiation is a myth. theres no bonus pleasure for doing it. most people just wanna pound out one last big load before they die
@gewqk @bro_pair @thanerosenbaum Edward scissor hands finally bought his elective surgery!
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police chief: we have tasted the footprint and discovered it was not chocolate, it was poop reporter: dont you mean Tested it chief: ....Yes
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) Action | Adventure | Comedy Parents' Guide In multiple scenes the turtles dicks and balls are visible
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it took 2 years but jose is finally giving shaq some time of day
I overcooked my pizza rolls. They grew pussies on the side and shit out of them...
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Saw a bad accident from my hot air balloon so I tried landing to help but just ended up killing everyone even worse
Jakov Fak places 10th in the biathlon! Perverts go wild!
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My dick is so big that it breaks through condoms like Hulk Hogan tearing open his shirt. It also has the same hairstyle as him.
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Already beautiful pageantry in Sochi today where a wolf mauled Bob Costas and Sean White was pinned down and given a vodka enema.
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a ref shrugs "there's nothing in the rulebook that says a human can't play" as coach waves me into the Puppy Bowl
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