GenghisCrayon @Jmichaelduckett

Wine salesman by day ... stand up comedian by night. Asheville, NC Joined January 2012

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GenghisCrayon @Jmichaelduckett

2 years ago

I never watched the show "Ballers" before now, and I'm not saying in any means its fantastic television, but, in the beginning of S1E8 you do get to see @TheRock sing "Shake It Off" by @taylorswift13, and I didn't even know I wanted that till now.

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GenghisCrayon @Jmichaelduckett

2 years ago

I made this entire resort in Puerto Morelos Mexico listen to WAWA by @partyfavor and their reactions were priceless.

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GenghisCrayon @Jmichaelduckett

3 years ago

The ads on Facebook during Christmas time are never ending. Whats worse is half of them claim to "change your life for under $50". Turns out all I really need to turn my life around is a milk frother. Its all downhill from frothier milk.

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GenghisCrayon @Jmichaelduckett

4 years ago

You said call me when you get lost and now I'm hiking without your phone number like bruv I thought you had me my dude @tylerthecreator #Greatalbum

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GenghisCrayon @Jmichaelduckett

4 years ago

Got that @Gramatik drip

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GenghisCrayon @Jmichaelduckett

5 years ago

"We are better than them." @greggutfeld on @TheFive saying Repubs are better than Dems. When @DanaPerino tried to calm it down and said, "We are all Americans" Greg said, "Not anymore!" Greg is a national disgrace and doesn't deserve his platform. Fuck you Greg. #MAGATerrorism

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Joe Biden @JoeBiden

5 years ago

The numbers tell us a clear and convincing story: We're going to win this race.

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GenghisCrayon @Jmichaelduckett

5 years ago

When I play a long game of Scrabble and lose, I absolutely dont want to play again, but Republicans are really out here wanting to lose an entire election twice.

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GenghisCrayon @Jmichaelduckett

5 years ago

Obama in 2013 “Hope is contagious”. Trump in 2020 Gets COVID from Hope Hicks.

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GenghisCrayon @Jmichaelduckett

5 years ago

I find it easier to write poetry now than any other time in my life. My Quarantine Poem: I wish god was real He is not I have no hope Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

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GenghisCrayon @Jmichaelduckett

5 years ago

Crack has one name. Weed has like 420 different names.

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GenghisCrayon @Jmichaelduckett

5 years ago

I feel like if a customer at work is wearing a MAGA hat, I shouldn't have to ask, "Can I help you" because the answer is obviously a resounding no.

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GenghisCrayon @Jmichaelduckett

5 years ago

Trump is like a mom who is always threatening to take away a states allowance. Protesting? Take their funding. Crime rate rising? Take their funding. Death toll rising annually from lack of healthcare? Take their healthcare. That'll fix em.

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GenghisCrayon @Jmichaelduckett

5 years ago

Trump fumbling those papers in the AXIOS interview reminded me of that kid in school whose mom never bought him a trapper keeper to stay organized.

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GenghisCrayon @Jmichaelduckett

5 years ago

My conservative friend said 150,000 people really isn't that many, so I asked him for $100 and for some reason he just couldn't spare it.

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GenghisCrayon @Jmichaelduckett

5 years ago

Can you imagine being so brainwashed by a racist, homophobic, habitual lying rapist that when he tells you to send your kids back to school in a global pandemic against all advice of scientists you actually do it? That's some real cultist shit. Now quick, someone bring up Obama.

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GenghisCrayon @Jmichaelduckett

5 years ago

Remember when Obama threatened to defund public schools if they were against Michelle's healthy lunch initiative? That's right, you don't. That's probably because Obama wasn't the dictator of a fucking cult.