Jobie @JobieTime

Ye who would pay so much for gamer girl bathwater, what would you pay for eternal life? Joined November 2015

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Jobie @JobieTime

a year ago

POV: it’s jobie time

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Jobie @JobieTime

2 years ago

Wandering around in a foreign country, seeing a burger place, saying “burger!” out loud to no one and meandering towards it is the quintessential American experience

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Jobie @JobieTime

2 years ago

War memorial in Sydney has a big sign that says “this memorial stands in remembrance of the people it was constructed for” in case you forgot what a memorial is ig

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Aurochs @CoelingAurochs

2 years ago

Me when someone says King Arthur wasn't real.

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Jobie @JobieTime

2 years ago

This is the purest ideal of masculinity btw

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Jobie @JobieTime

2 years ago

“Ummmm ACTUALLY Napoleon only conquered 10^-34% of the galaxy’s land so actually he was a shitty warlord actually”

Dan Snow @thehistoryguy

2 years ago

“Ummmm ACTUALLY Napoleon only conquered 10^-34% of the galaxy’s land so actually he was a shitty warlord actually”

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🪬🟣🧠 @slurplebrained

2 years ago

Still thinking about this

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CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism

2 years ago

”The famous Italian diver Enzo Maiorca dove into the sea of Syracuse and was talking to his daughter Rossana who was aboard the boat. Ready to go in, he felt something slightly hit his back. He turned and saw a dolphin. Then he realized that the dolphin did not want to play…

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Orpheus @DiscoOrpheus

2 years ago

Man may be the apex predator, but we're the only ones to save them too. We are uniquely designed to do God's work on earth. Animals are codified into reality, man is distinct within in it. We have an entire world inside ourselves, and as such can do wonders in the outer world

Insane Reality Leaks @InsaneRealitys

2 years ago

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Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane

2 years ago

“The Devil Went Down to Georgia” is the most American of songs, because it’s set up like a classic cautionary tale about pride leading to a fall but it turns out the fiddler actually is the best and his vanity is justified.

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Jobie @JobieTime

2 years ago

If you’re a man and you become super ripped it becomes funny to wear cat ears everywhere and not weird and cringe

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Jobie @JobieTime

2 years ago

Saw a baby & my mood improved tenfold

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Jobie @JobieTime

2 years ago

You can take the bus for free if your cts card doesn’t work

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Jobie @JobieTime

2 years ago

Can I just read 1000 pages of historical court intrigue pls

eigenrobot @eigenrobot

2 years ago

Can I just read 1000 pages of historical court intrigue pls

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Jobie @JobieTime

2 years ago

Another day in NAZI AMERIKKKA where I can’t even take a simple beer out on the road

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Jobie @JobieTime

2 years ago

Wild that Egyptians had all these intricate embalming techniques but just being left in the cold preserves corpses 100x better. Future pharaohs will build their tombs in Antarctica

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The Chivalry Guild @ChivalryGuild

2 years ago

Meekness is a martial virtue— I am on a mission to reclaim the good name of the virtues, and rn I want to talk about one that has been slandered to death: meekness. 🧵

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Orthon von Bismarck @Orthon_Spaceman

2 years ago

The quickest path to becoming a high value man: - Act as if you truly never have heard of sex. - Tell strangers that you are a sorcerer. - Always tuck in your T-shirt. - Always drink directly out of a crystal decanter - Practice throat singing late at night with open windows.