JobGirl @JoblessBecause
After a decade in recruiting and staffing, I've seen the worst. Need a job? Read the reasons some people don't get hired. Some are funnier than others. Joined March 2011-
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#Jobless Reason 20: Sexy pics & crude language on your fb? No thank you. Next!
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#Jobless Reason 19: half an hour late to the interview
#Jobless Reason 18: Don't call me honey or sweetie or any of those cutesie names. I am not your baby, and I won't be your employer, either.
#Jobless Reason 17: lying about a criminal record - lying about anything, you'll get caught, and you won't have a job
#Jobless Reason 16: You wore flipflops to an interview? Really?!
#Jobless Reason 15: Make sure you can speak the same language as the potential employer
Large gaudy earrings are fine for going to the mall, not a job interview
Applying for a #newjob while still employed? Good! Filing for #unemployment while still employed? Bad!!!
#Jobless Reason 14: You flushed the toilet while on the phone with the recruiter. Who does that?! Don't talk on the phone in there! Ever!
#Jobless Reason 11: Cursing out or harrassing someone who doesn't hire you will not get them to change their mind, just proves them right.
#Jobless Reason 10: "You guys hiring?" is not proper English. It also doesn't show respect to the employer.
#Jobless Reason 9: Did you smell yourself before going into the interview? Smelling of smoke, too much perfume/cologne, BO, bad breath, etc?
#Jobless Reason 8: Giving an attitude to the person who answers the phone will guarantee you NOT hired.
#Jobless Reason 7: Late to interview? Early=on time, On time=late, Late=jobless.
#Jobless Reason 6: The email address on your resume can get it tossed out: SnookiLuvr69? getitin420? CrayzayCatLady? lubmybabydaddy? SexiG4?
#Jobless Reason 5: The 1st impression of you is "Are you hiring?!" instead of "Hi, my name is... and I'd like to inquire about job openings?
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