Unemployment Perks @JoblessPerks
think your life sucks because you don't have a job? you're an idiot. know of a perk? do tell. unemploymentperks.tumblr.com Joined May 2011-
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Pitting through a Suit - Doesn’t happen when you’re not wearing one. http://tumblr.com/xk83ltzbsa
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Shitty Weather - You don’t have to commute to work in it. http://tumblr.com/xk83l5lrok
Snooze Button - Welcomed with open arms. Always. http://tumblr.com/xk83l5hf4y
Skinny - When you can’t afford to go out to restaurants all the time, you automatically lose weight. http://tumblr.com/xk83l5fx87
Naked - You get to walk around in the buff while your roommate is at work. Grin and BARE it, fuckers. http://tumblr.com/xk82wp5iab
Farting - No need to pretend that you don't do it every fifteen minutes. http://bit.ly/mIgBAj
Movies - Theaters don’t rape your wallet when you go before noon. http://tumblr.com/xk82pksaca
Unemployment Perks retweeted
@JoblessPerks the only difference between a weekday and a weekend is other people are drinking
Unemployment Perks retweeted
@JoblessPerks you know you're unemployed when your friends are nervous you will be too drunk to make a lunch date
Peer Pressure - Partying with your friends on work-nights, and convincing them to take a sick day the next... http://tumblr.com/xk82p2irmq
monday blues - they don’t exist. http://tumblr.com/xk82o0rlgp
afternoon - delights. http://tumblr.com/xk82ns2abl
weekend - as in the whole week is one. the party never ends. http://tumblr.com/xk82n90nsv
get bronzed - lay out during the day. while everyone else is inside working. suckers. http://tumblr.com/xk82n27p3p
hobbies - aka fun things you used to do. you can do them again. http://tumblr.com/xk82n1mvyf
hook-up - no awkward run-ins with coworkers you drunkenly hooked up with. http://tumblr.com/xk82n0vt75
shots - people buy them for you. out of pity. i’ll take it. http://tumblr.com/xk82mvwjf1
bone-sauce - you don’t have to hide workplace woodies. http://tumblr.com/xk82mj7nd0
no pants - this is worthy of its own post. http://tumblr.com/xk82mj5r3o
indecency - no need to wear the following if you’re not working: boys- no ties. girls- no heels. girls and... http://tumblr.com/xk82mdzzld
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