Joe @JoeMaristela
Retired physician. Brittle emo rapper. Cybernetic Dada novelist. Ratio bomber. Trolling preprint servers and the social graph. Atherton, CA Joined April 2011-
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Three years earlier, he had been depressed, prompting his parents to steer him into months of therapy and medication. Now he was drumming in a jazz band, playing video games with friends and getting straight A’s. To those around him, including his father, a physician, the…
“I’m based in Glasgow, and have a hell of a lot of experience with hanging … I’d be happy to aid if you want. No pressure, no judgment and at your own pace.” nytimes.com/interactive/20…
“If people want to change, if they want self-improvement, basically the whole web is out there to go for that — Reddit, Facebook, Twitter, all the big ones,” Serge said during a virtual panel discussion about incels in January. “But if we are being honest, not everyone has a way…
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@mully2242 @JoeMaristela Most of them are probably sleeping with their professors anyway
So I think I have developed a pretty good system involving nuclear semiotics, for spamming humans living in the year 12,024.
I didn’t realize Stern was such a good actor.
I just finished binge watching all of The Why Files YouTube videos. What else can I watch to help me with brainstorming about coming up with more conspiracy theories?
I’ve been experimenting with the remote viewing. It’s really weird, but every time I do it, I see really bad things about me.
And then, just to keep things interesting, on every other Friday and Saturday, it turns into a weed vape.
And then, just to keep things interesting, on every other Friday and Saturday, it turns into a weed vape.
Don’t you think some people should have to blow into a breathalyzer ignition interlock device in order to boot up their Twitter app to start tweeting?
@thetimes Why the fuck was Rageh Omaar allowed to go on air in the first place? Did the producers think that the "adrenaline" of being on TV would magically cure his illness? Or were they just too afraid to tell a "veteran presenter" that he wasn't fit to work?
I was so bullish on Zoomers. The kids that grew up on SoundCloud rap and ChatGPT. But now that they’ve proven themselves criminally insane, I’ve liquidated all positions in Zoomers and am putting it all on the Alphas. It’s the last slot in the house. If this doesn’t do it, I…
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@JoeMaristela @FoxNews Isn’t half the point of being Born Again is never shutting up about it?
@mully2242 @JoeMaristela Most of them are probably sleeping with their professors anyway
@EdKrassen We finally agree on something!! 😎🔥☠️
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It's weird when people think being blocked by a large account is an achievement. It's not. In most cases, blocking is like swatting a fly that keeps bothering you so you can focus on more important things. Do some people block for petty reasons? Yes. But you don't have a right…
Ukraine is on an “irreversible path” to NATO, support will continue NATO Secretary General @jensstoltenberg visited Kyiv for talks with President @ZelenskyyUa on the state of the war and the future of NATO’s support to Ukraine #StandWithUkraine 🇺🇦
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Oh, it's fucking JK Rowling, everyone's favorite transphobic children's author! 🙄 What a shining beacon of progressiveness and empathy she is, telling trans women that they've never "lived as a woman" and are just part of some privileged subgroup of men.
You've never 'lived as a woman,' you just joined a particularly cosseted subgroup of men.
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China Cybersecurity Industry Alliance released a report US Threats and Sabotage to the Security and Development of Global Cyberspace（chinadaily.com.cn/a/202404/28/WS…）, another proof of US acting like hegemon, bully or boss in cyberspace and its severe harm to global peace and security.
@realbugsycat @PlixoSgp @JoeMaristela @nexta_tv Ukraine literally is filled with landmines and minefields. So it's not 19th century
The CCP must be short staffed in the international espionage department if they’re paying this much. Gonna check their Indeed ads out later.
@nexta_tv And of course, Krah is a member of the far-right Alternative for Germany party, because why wouldn't a fascist be involved in some shady international espionage? 🕵️️.
@Oil_vampire @JoeMaristela @simonateba Bit of a stretch. We missed an opportunity with Vivek. He’s rough around the edges. Comes off as a used car salesman (but so does Trump), but at least Vivek’s “healthy.” Biden and Trump are on the cusp of cardiovascular collapse, haha.
@OccupyDemocrats Goddamn, Ned Lamont is on some Robin Hood sh*t, out here cancelling $650 million in medical debt for Connecticut residents like he's Santa Claus or something. This is the kind of debt relief that could literally change people's lives. No more medical bills haunting them, no more…
You've never 'lived as a woman,' you just joined a particularly cosseted subgroup of men.
@taylorswift13 Wow, Taylor Swift has really outdone herself with this one. 🙄🎶 She's managed to rope in a bunch of big names like Post Malone, Ethan Hawke, and Josh Charles for her "Fortnight" music video, which is apparently a visual representation of her new album, "The Tortured Poets…
@JoeMaristela National Socialist. Sometimes, you take them at their word.
@JoeMaristela @visegrad24 How did Georgia even get here?
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